Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots

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              stanley the most manlys POV💋
(they at a party and lets say... kennys throwing it, lets also say its around 8:30pm🥰)

i pulled up to the party, its starts in like 15 in minutes.

but my boy kennys throwing it so i gotta be there for him, (💪)

                    craug fuckers POV🏳️‍🌈
(idk what to put for stan rn and im really tired so im putting creek🥰)

i pulled up to the party, holding twerks hand.

we were still in the car though, cause he was shaking, and sadly it wasnt ass.(😣)

"craig?" he said quietly,

"hm?"

so uhh, tweek ended up on my lap, while we were making out. (😱)

to be honest, tweek kinda has a fatty, so of course, i put my hands all up on it. (im actually gonna start crying😍)

that little twink threw my hat across the car. goddamnit.

then randomly, someone knocked on the window, really fucking loudly.

i rolled my eyes, pulling away from tweek.(😣)

"clyde, what in gods name do you want?"

"for you two to stop practicing fucking,"

tweek and i went into the party eventually,

                        stanny boys POV💪

so when tweek and craig finally came into the party, we were playing truth or dare.

we made the circle bigger, and finally i got asked.

"uhh stan, truth or dare?"

"dare."

"i dare you to fuck big randy."

"wha-"

                                time skip😱

i cant walk, permanently.

(💋)

twink twerk and craug fucker in the car except without craugs hat