Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots

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                           stanleys POV💋

girl, like i got buttfucked last night and i can barely walk.

so big randy decided to take me on a vacation, YAYAYA. im already packed so im just waiting for him to pick me up.

i finally heard him knock on the door. i open it, say goodbye to my parents and sister, then leave.

i get into the car, buckle, take the aux cord, and play fnaf songs.

we vibe for like a hour, the car ride is supposed to be like 3 hours.

hes singing along to its been so long, hes a keeper.

we stop to to eat and piss somewhere.

once we get there, we bring everything in. but this hotel is kinda funky. its got no elevators, just stairs.

we get inside our hotel room, nap for a little.

"stan, wanna go to sky zone?"

"sure."

we put our shoes, walk to the car, and dip.

we get to sky zone, get those mental hospital ass grippy socks.

we just bully children as long as we're there.

we go back to the hotel, we decide to take off our shoes so we could race. i was holding the shoes,i also have a backpack on.

we start running. he's obviously winning. we pass these two teenage girls, "excuse me, sorry." i say running pass them.

"youre good."

i continue running. as soon as we're at door, i try to stop. i slip, and fall. hitting that heehee, landing on my backpack. the shoes in my hands going flying. the teenage girls trying not to laugh.

"YOU DUMBASS. YOU FUCKING IDIOT, HOW THE HELL DID YOU FUCKING FALL?" randy yells, laughing. im also starting to giggle.

i get up, go into the room, and fall onto me and randys bed.

(based on a true story.)