(assswiper quote🫶)
stableydhe pov😍
so me and randy decided to go trick or treating, even though it's february. south park decided that we would have it now i guess.
randy walking all slow and shit, so hes far behind me.
i walk up to a house.
they stand up, and pick up two candy bars.
"lets play a little game i made."
"okay."
"all you gotta do is pick a candy bar. one got a blade." 😨 is my literal reaction. im scawed🥺.
"man, i dont know if i wanna play anymor-" they cut me off.
"if you eat the wrong one, i swear to god, boy that is on you." what?😰
"i dont think i wanna play dude."
"all i know is if you spit that shit out, boy, i bet i shoot."
"AHHHHHH😨😰😱" i scream, running
away.
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Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots
أدب الهواةi made this originally on character ai as a joke😭 STAN IS OBVIOUSLY AGED UP TO LIKE 18