*The scene opens with Zack watching a long green snake slither up Ozzy’s bed in their hotel room.*
Zack: Snake that a is?!
*His screams cause Ozzy to sit up, and the snake goes underneath the bed.*
Ozzy: Why are you yelling? I'm trying to sleep here.
Zack: A there was snake bed in your!
Ozzy: Can you cut it out with the stupid talk, please? It would help a lot. Anyways, you mentioned a snake?
*Zack nods his head yes*
Ozzy: I swear, if this is some joke... Are you sure you saw a snake? Could you have been dreaming?
Zack: Awake been I've wide entire time this.
Ozzy: Jesus you really aren't helping, Yoda. I'll look around, alright? Just relax.
*Ozzy looks underneath his bed, but there is nothing there. He then goes to Zack's bed and after lifting the sheet, the snake strikes at him. Ozzy is able to pull his hand back in time.*
Ozzy: Damn, that was close. Looks like you were right about there being a snake.
Zack: Told I you!
*The snake turns away from Ozzy and starts slithering away. Ozzy sees this as the perfect opportunity to grab it by the tail and pull it in slowly.*
Ozzy: Now I'm really glad I didn't get bit. This thing looks venomous, but I've never seen this species before.
Zack: Venomous then know do how it's you?
Ozzy: I'm gonna assume you're asking how I know it's venomous. The head shape and eyes. It’s got slit pupils, non venomous snakes can't do that with their eyes at all.
*Ozzy grabs the snake by its tail, pulls it in, and grabs its neck to keep it from biting him.*
Ozzy: What are we gonna do with this thing? We can’t just let it loose outside, it seems aggressive.
*Suddenly, the snake passes through Ozzy’s hands and onto the floor.*
Ozzy: What the hell!?
*The snake bites Ozzy’s leg, causing him to scream. The snake then disappears into thin air.*
Ozzy: Shit, that's not good. We've gotta get to the others and let them know we're not safe here. This has to be an enemy stand.
*Ozzy goes to open the door, but right as he gets to it he tumbles to the ground right in front of it.*
Ozzy: Oof, man, I don’t feel so good right now… My head is killing me all of a sudden...
Zack: Are do gonna we no what oh?
*Zack hears a knocking and a voice outside the door. He recognizes it as Hayden's voice.*
Hayden: Ozzy? Zack? Open the door! I heard a scream. Are y'all okay in there?
*Zack opens the door.*
Zack: Were stand a by attacked we!
Hayden: Huh? What does that mean?
*Hayden notices Ozzy laying on the ground, looking spaced out.*
Hayden: What the hell happened to him?
Zack: By snake a bit got he.
Hayden: What? Why aren't you making any sense? Can you please start talking normally?
Zack: I am! I’m trying to say we got attacked and Ozzy got bit by a snake!
Hayden: Jeez, that’s better. How about you don’t talk like a moron from now on? I don’t care if you think it’s funny or whatever.
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Light Unbridled
FanfictionA Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfic Inspired by Hirohiko Araki. Follow the story of Eight reunited friends as they discover how to use their new powers, and how to defeat their new enemies.
