*"A small black car drives down the street. It’s destination: a certain hospital. With it, it shall bring nothing but torment, and with its arrival, that pain and suffering will be dispersed on all who oppose it. All who oppose them, o errant heart.”**The scene opens with Andrew standing in the hospital hallway, doing what should surprise none.*
Andrew: So, are you free later tonight?
Nurse: I only date guys with medical degrees.
Andrew: Well girl, I’m tryin’ to show you my p-h-D, if you know what I mean~
*The nurse slaps Andrew across the face, unsurprisingly, before walking away defiantly.*
Andrew: Not sure I deserved that.
Bryce: Yeah, you did.
*Andrew turns to see Bryce, who he embraces for an uncomfortably long time.*
Bryce: Uh, everything alright?
Andrew: It’s like seeing a ghost! I for real thought you were dead, homie!
Bryce: Great, I actually feel like death right now. Didn’t sleep much last night.
Andrew: Ey, speaking of which, just so you know-
*Andrew leans in closer and whispers.*
Andrew: Your secret’s safe with me, bro.
Bryce: Uhh, what?
Andrew: I saw some baddie in one of those suit/dress things coming out of your room last night, she was smiling’ and shit bro.
Bryce: . . .
Andrew: -but don’t you worry, ese, your secret's safe with me. You seriously pulled a good one. Does She work here?
Bryce: Wh-
Andrew: Like shit, I didn’t even know you had game, bro! My boy out here gettin’ it!
*Bryce scratches his head in a mixture of disbelief, confusion, and sheer disappointment.*
Andrew: What? You look, fuckin’ bewildered or something, was it something I said?
Bryce: It was- everything you said, actually.
Andrew: Wait, but you-
Bryce: Andrew, what the actual fuck are you talking about right now? Bewildered? Bewildered doesn’t even begin to describe it. I don’t think a word exists to describe how fucking lost I am right now.
Andrew: Ey bro, I just thought-
Bryce: Have you been drinking? Where the fuck did you get alcohol from? Did one of the nurses sneak it to you?
Andrew: No, I’m not dru-
Bryce: Was it weed? I’ve seen you doing pot, do you have some on you? Did you do it recently? Are you high RIGHT NOW-
Andrew: Alright, fuck, I get it, I’ll mind my own fuckin’ business!
Bryce: Damn straight.
Andrew: Just between you and me, though… Did you hit it?
*Bryce looks like he could clock Andrew upside the head.*
Bryce: No.
Andrew: Damn.
*A moment of awkward silence goes by.*
Bryce: . . .
Andrew: . . . but like, why not though-
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Light Unbridled
FanfictionA Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfic Inspired by Hirohiko Araki. Follow the story of Eight reunited friends as they discover how to use their new powers, and how to defeat their new enemies.