It's been about a week since Y/N joined the Immediate Murder "Professionals" and currently Moxxie, Millie, Loona, and Y/N are relaxing in the lounge of the I.M.P. Office. The imp couple is sitting together on the couch, Loona is at her desk, and Y/N is leaning against the wall close to Loona's desk writing lyrics in his notebook. Loona looks up from her phone and glances over to Y/N.
Loona: Hey, dickhead.
Y/N doesn't respond and continues writing. Loona picks up a crumbled-up paper ball and throws it at Y/N which finally catches his attention.
Y/n: Huh, oh sorry I was focusing on writing.
Loona: Writing what? Knowing you probably smut.
Y/n: Okay, one you don't even know me that well, two definitely not, I'm working on my latest song. I've been working on these lyrics for a while.
Y/N's weak smile slowly fades as he thinks back to his many guitar lessons with her mom. His train of thought is lost when he hears Blitzo shout over a megaphone from inside his personal office.
Blitzo: Gang get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!
Millie begins to excitedly jump up and down on the couch upon hearing the news. Moxxie gets up and opens the door to Blitzo's office to respond.
Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?
Millie excitedly smashes her head straight through the office door's glass.
Millie [Excitedly]: Loo Loo land?!
Y/N curiously pokes his head into the frame.
Y/n: Loo Loo Land?
Blitzo: Loo Loo Land!
Loona [Shouting]: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Blitzo quickly packs a bag filled with various weapons and rushes to the door.
Blitzo: I'll explain everything in the car, now hurry up guys let's go!!
Everyone begins to quickly pack their things as the group all head outside to the building parking lot and climb inside the I.M.P Van, with the imps and Loona sitting upfront and Y/N sitting in the second row. Once all inside Y/N asks the question that has been plaguing his mind.
Y/n: So what exactly is Loo Loo Land?
Loona: The shittiest place in hell.
Y/n: Yeah, that doesn't really answer the question, no offense Loona.
Millie: Loo Loo Land's dah best theme park in hell!
Y/n: Wait you guys have theme parks down here?! Okay, now my interest has been peaked!
Moxxie: Have you been to many theme parks before Y/n?
Y/n: Yeah, every summer our family would go on vacation to Florida, we'd stay in this really quiet neighborhood by the beach and then go to either Disney World or Universal Studios.
Loona: Nobody asked loser.
Moxxie: I literally just did!
Y/n: Y'know you can be really hurtful sometimes. Anyway, Blitzo, why are we going to Loo Loo Land? Are you guys meeting a client there?
Blitzo: Nope, we're taking a client there. This is a bodyguard gig, we're protecting a rich gay owl and his daughter, but first, we need to pick them up. These guys are basically royalty so be on your best fucking behavior!
Y/n: Ah finally! Some action that I can take part in!
The I.M.P van drives for a few minutes before arriving at the front of a large mansion. Near the mansion's front gates are two figures, one towering over the other. As the van gets closer Y/N can make out the figures, the two bear many similarities to owls, the taller one waves to Blitzo while the girl next to him pulls her beanie over her eyes. The van stops in front of them and Moxxie gets out of the van to open the door for the two owl demons.
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I'm Only Human: A Hellaverse AU Story (18+)
RomanceAfter 18 years of nothing but pain and suffering Y/n Beckett is on his own, seeking adventure, a fresh start, and a new life. So when he stumbles across the I.M.P on their way back to Hell he follows and finds himself a whole new UNDERworld of poss...
