October 29th, another slow day at I.M.P as Y/n, Loona, and Moxxie sit in the conference room. Loona sitting in Y/n's lap as she scrolls through Voxstagram while playing with Y/n's hair. Moxxie looks to Loona before deciding to speak.
Moxxie: You know, I checked the scale today. And it said I lost two pounds this week.
Loona and Y/n both look at Moxxie before Loona goes back to what she was doing.
Moxxie: I. Am. Not. FAT!
Y/N: I don't know why everyone says you're fat man. I think you're in pretty good shape.
Moxxie: Thanks, buddy.
Suddenly the door is kicked in by a furious Millie starling the three.
Millie [Mumbling angrily]: Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!
Moxxie: Millie, honey...Is everything okay?
Millie hisses back at Moxie in response, disturbing him even more, but she manages to calm down.
Millie: Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex.
Y/N & Moxxie: Oh! Oh...
Millie: He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock".
Loona: [Jokingly]: Bet he's not as big as someone I know.
She playfully says as she nudges Y/n.
Moxxie: Wait, what?
Y/N: LOONA!! NOT IN FRONT OF M&M!!
Millie [Raises voice]: Every time I see his STUPID face, I can't help it! I just need to-
Millie punches a nearby filing cabinet frustration knocking a bunch of pictures all over the floor catching Blitzo's attention as he enters the room while talking on the phone.
Blitzo: What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!
Moxxie: Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned-
Moxxie picks up one of the pictures to see two imps making out in horse suits.
Moxxie: What is this?
Blitzo: Uh...research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? Alphabetize them.
Y/N: Sorry Blitzo, remember I don't technically work here anymore.
Blitzo however doesn't hear Y/n as he's already left to go back into his private office to continue talking to the client.
Blitzo: Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?
Client: Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate.
Blitzo: Uh, you want us killing someone in Hell. 'Cause I got to tell ya, that ain't exactly our business anymore.
Client: I'll tell ya all about it when you get here. *smokes cigar* It's regarding a business venture I'm sure will be very worth your time.
Blitzo [Chuckling]: Ooh, how ominous. Fine, whatever, what's the address?
Client: Transportation has already been taken care of.
Blitzo peeks through the office blinds and notices a helicopter in front of his building. He quickly runs back into the conference room with the others.
Blitzo: What the fuck is that?
The helicopter shoots a grappling hook under the window, breaking the wall.
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I'm Only Human: A Hellaverse AU Story (18+)
RomanceAfter 18 years of nothing but pain and suffering Y/n Beckett is on his own, seeking adventure, a fresh start, and a new life. So when he stumbles across the I.M.P on their way back to Hell he follows and finds himself a whole new UNDERworld of poss...
