I'm Only Human: A Hellaverse AU Story (18+)

Exes and Oohs Part 3

A/n: Art from Pinterest, unknown artist

The next morning Y/n wakes up early, says goodbye to Loona, and heads back to join his imp friends. Y/n, Moxxie, Millie, and Chaz all file into the dining room as Crimson addresses Moxxie.

Crimson: Hey, hey! The man of the hour. You ready to get started?

Millie: Wait, where's Blitzo?

Chaz: I think I saw him head outside he said something about *trying and failing to mimic Blitzo's voice* needing some fresh air. *back to normal* Or something. Pfft.

Crimson: Why don't you two grab him so we can get moving?

Millie: Be right back, baby.

She kisses Moxxie on the cheek and leaves as she does so Y/n uses Presence Manipulation and Duplication Casting to conceal his real self while a fake exits the room and then disappears. Both Y/n and Moxxie head towards Crimson's end.

Y/N [In Moxxie's head]: Okay Mox, just keep it cool. Whenever you're ready just give the signal.

Moxxie [Thoughts]: Wait since when did you learn telepathy?!

Y/N [In Moxxie's head]: Not actually telepathy, I'm legitimately in your head!

Crimson: *To Moxxie* What ya looking so glum for, kid? It's your wedding day, the best day of ya life.

Moxxie: *Sits down* I'm not doing it.

Crimson: What was that? I couldn't make it out over the sound of you being a whiny bitch.

Moxxie slams his hands on the table surprising both Crimson and Chaz.

Moxxie: I said I'm not doing it, sir. I've spent my whole life being afraid of you, but I'm not giving up the only good thing I've ever had just so you can keep your fragile little sense of control over everything. Millie is a good woman, a better woman than I deserve, and there's nothing that scares me more than hurting her. Not even you. I'm leaving, Dad! And if you or Herpes the Clown over here—

Chaz [Offended]: Hey!

Moxxie [Louder]: Try to stop me, you'll learn firsthand just how good I've gotten at my job. NOW!!!

Y/n reappears and uses Telekineses to push Crimson and Chaz against the wall, as Alessio charges at Y/n he uses Mythical Absorption to absorb Alessio into his own body, taking his strength, spirit, and life. Unfortunately for both of them in order to absorb Alessio he had to loosen his grip on Crimson and Chaz.

Y/N: Aw, crapbaskets.

Crimson: If I could kill you Moxxie I would but we still need your scrawny ass. But we can easily kill the human.

Crimson whistles as an army of men spills in and focuses on killing Y/n. As Y/n fights for his life, Crimson grabs Moxxie and leaves the room.

Y/N: Egredere magne et potens Recordio!

Suddenly all of the men are either blown back or ripped apart by black and red tendrils to reveal Y/n and Alastor. 

Y/N: So you finally decided to join the action this time Al?

Alastor: Quite right my thrall! What seems to be our conundrum?

Y/N: The mob.

Alastor: Ah good, some victims with a little backbone.

Alastor twirls his cane and points it at the door as more men pour in, out of nowhere a super dense beam of fire shoots out and melts down the enforcers. The two walk out of the room over the charred and melted corpses as Millie and Blitzo come rushing in.