merc with the mouth joins the chat

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when the girls got back to the compound  the stumble upon a familiar suited merc sitting at the front door playing tik tac toe with his katana on the ground beneath him.  " wade what are you doing here" she tilted her head looking confused. " mommy you know him " evie asked trying to get a peak . " well future baby mama i missed you and  hot wheels wont let me in the mansion any more unless your there apparently teaching kids how to gamble is a no no in his books " he skipped towards the group . " oh hey i 'm your future step daddy i'm wade.. " . " WILSON " . "or your new grand mother "  the merc jumped up. " hey wovlie fancy seeing you here " . " what are you doing here " logan asked . " here to see you or your daughter  depends on who wants me  " he shrugged . " mommy you know him " evie asked again more judgement in her tone. " i'm her bestfriend  and lov..." . " WADE" They all snapped . " what i was going to say lovely person " he turned to them  . " tough crowd " he turned to the reader . " whats he doing " evie whispered . "we never know just ignore it  and sadly he is my best friend  come on you walking migraine and keep it pg in front of kids here " kitten sighed walking into the compound .   " pg 13  at it's best hotstuff anyway the hunk of a super soldier and let me say walking daddy  knows i'm here" he said following her to her apartment. " shit this what you get for being avenger tell baldilocks i'm switching teams " he squealed . " good luck getting tony to sign off on that " she snorted . " why do you wear a mask?" evie asked looking to try get peak under it. " cause he looks like an old ass avocado and freddy kruegers love child under that thing " bucky called . " hey that was my one " kitten exclaimed. " hey hurt feelings here"   . " mommy , daddy say sorry " evie huffed hands on her hips . " sorry wade " they both mumbled.   " i like this one  she's my favourite of the test tube trio " wade smirked earning a snicker in the distance only for bucky to look at his fiance. " that was funny .. that was not funny " she said trying not to laugh.   " where's adam " she asked changing subject  . " still in clints suite with cooper playing video games  actually  logan wanna bring wade down  ... to say hello " bucky asked.  "  ah yeah secret wedding " wade turned to the reader. " yes wade " the author rolled her eyes . " come on you " logan sighed pulling the man out of the room . " but walking daddy  ... future baby mama " wade held on the door no wanting to leave  .  the door slamming as he pulled him harder.  " walking daddy  ? " bucky asked. " he's not wrong " kitten winked walking off to put evies dresses away  . 

 once the door opened clint rolled his eyes as the boys were getting measured for their suits . " i've one more for you sir " logan huffed pushing the merc forward. " if you wanna get touchy i wont mind " wade said they could of sworn they seen the wink.  " hey  wade " adam shrugged. " hey kid  you look alot better since i last saw you  "  he sang sitting on clints lap . " is that an arrow or your just happy see me " he turned to the man . " it's an arrow watch your mouth around the kids " clint gritted his teeth .  " really tough crowd " wade turned to the author .   " hey i'm great with kids the girl of test tube trio likes me and sure the baby does too " he exclaimed. " right mr. wade is it i need you to take of your suit so i can measure you " the tailor stood. " hey boys let's go get some cookies from kitten " clint sighed getting up . " good  save i go commando hawky " he called as they walked out the door. " what is that " the tailor screeched. " hey i'm a burn victim have some respect plus i am hot " wade sassed.  "  he's not talking about that  wade he's talking about ... "  " oh yeah  lets not get into that bag of worms "  . " can of worms wade" logan sigh feeling  this was going to be the longest afternoon of his life and wondered if he needed to get his daughter checked mentally since this was her choice of best friend .  " he loves really " he winked to the readers . 

A.N : some filler chapter for cause next two are big one.  " she means the wedding "  .  .WADEEEE 

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