Time fi you

48

Karalana Atalyia Campbell

"Why uh look suh? A who trouble mi baby?" I asked Tristen as we were on a video call.

"Mi miss yuh dawq." He replied and mi start laughing.

"That's why yuh a do yuh face suh?"

"Can see seh yuh a enjoy this. . .yuh nuh miss mi?"

"Not one bit." I say lying.

He looked at me with hooded eyes.

"Suh yaah seh. What about Tristen Junior. . .yuh nuh miss him?"

"Tristen Junior?. . ." I asked pausing to laugh then continued "No, innuh I got Rose here with me."

Him immediately siddung up innah the bed weh him innah and looked at me with a serious expressions.

"Rose where? Innah who fah house?"

"Nuh yah, mi buy it this evening when mia come from school. As mi come home mi use e, e mek mi squirt how much time-"

"Try stop e talking yere likkle girl bout Rose. If mi eva come and see no toy innah mi house. . .mi deven aguh seh nothing." I bit my lips to refrain from laughing.

"But. . .weh mia guh duh fi the week weh yuh gone fah? Yuh know seh mi pregnant and mi always a get excited." He looked at me not blinking.

True him devu know how him cute yah now. Mek mi tek a screenshot.

Another one to my collection. I smiled when I looked at it. . .

The man that every woman want.

"Mi seh bestie, mi have sumn fi share wid yuh." I began and this caught his attention.

"This sound serious, mek mi hear waah gwaan nuh."

"Mi seh one a mi Teacha them come to mi bout yuh. . .weh she seh again? Mi devu memba bout she see yuh post waah picha paah yuh ig story and a ask if mi pregnant. Mi tell her no a yuh sista and she a talk one bagga things bout seh yuh did fi deh wid smaddy more mature and experienced. Mi seh I was so shocked, of all the things the lady coulda come to mi bout."

"Eee, everyday is a new sumn wid yuh." He said laughing, that wid him now. If mi did know mi continue talk bout Rose.

"Mi nuh trouble nuhbaddy innuh, mi nuh trouble nuhbaddy." I said pouting.

"But we being together a trouble them."

"A yuh cause e. Mi tell yuh fi-"

"Mi haffi guh stop yuh right there. Doh guh nuh further." Him seh cutting me off.

"Yuh not even know weh meeda guh seh."

"How? Yuh seh this all the time bout mi fi guh bawl mi head. Like yuh crazy."

"Seet a not even that. Meeda guh seh- nevermind." I lied knowing damn well that's what I was gonna tell him to do.

Mi naah lie, mi nuh know how him woulda look if him duh that. I started to snicker as I pictured a bawl headed 450. Him woulda be my choco balls.

Him woman fans them woulda guh innah a fit. Just imagine. . .

"Anyways mi get back waah test paper." I told him.

"Which one?"

"Principles Of Economics. . .mi fail." I said making a face.

"How much yuh get?"

"98% the lady aguh talk bout she nuh give 100%. A talk bout nothing nuh perfect." Him roll him eys offa mi and clear him throat. What he said next came as a surprise to me.