Time fi you

65

Karalana Campbell

"Gwaan mhon." I shooed Tristen.

"No, mi waah spend mi day wid yuh." I rolled my eyes at that. He's such a big baby.

It's cute and all but mia get frustrated. If him nuh leave wid Shae I'll never get ready on time.

Him need fi come out a the house!

"Tristen yuh Mada seh she want yuh meet somebody special to her just gwaan nuh." It's not entirely a lie but it's not the truth either. It's a cover up.

"Yuh think mia battyman?" He asked raising his eyebrows.

"Yaah behave like one." I commented.

"Bredda. . .wah a the purpose of mi getting to meet mi Mada man?"

"Weh yuh mean b. . .there are alot of benefits. For example having manly talks. . .going fishing and golfing you know those stuff." I told him jokingly.

"Wah the Bloodclart yuh feel this b?" He asked laughing.

"Bonding time."

"How about you and I bond together? That nuh sound too bad." He asked pouting.

"Tristen, Tristen, Tristen. . .yuh need fi come out a the house yuh know meet new people, like your step-dad, he's a good man, he got your mom glowing and all."

"Yuh nuh think mi too old fi have a step fada?" He asked.

"Nah, yaah juss 42."

"Who a 42? Nuh fuck yuhself. Look how  mi young and handsome?"

"Tristen yuh need fi guh put on clothes and go. Shae almost reach yere. Yuh juss waah hitch up unda mi arm everyday it naah guh work. Mi need to breathe." I told him with my hands on my hips.

"Then yuh naah breed already? Wah more breeding yuh waah?" He paused after seeing my expression. "Alright fine. . .fine, mio guh." He said and I let out a sigh of relief but mi shouldn't know betta ". . .but on one condition."

"And what's that?"I asked.

"Mek mi get a quickie before mi guh." He answered looking me up and down and I faced palmed myself.

"How yuh can fuck suh? Nuh affa 3 this mawning we done fuck?"

"Juss cool nuh Babe. . .yuh nuh waah feel e cocky?" I was about to respond but I hear acar horn blowing.

"Cuh deh. . .The woman reach and yuh juss deh yah innah undapants." Him a get pan mi nerves now man.

"Stop gwaan like yuh nuh love see mi abs them." He said smiling using one of his hand to rub his "abs".

"Abs where? Fava bud." I said kissing my teeth.

"But-"

"Tristen Escoffery listen to mi. . .gwaan guh put on clothes before yuh nuh get nothing more from mi." I told him sternly. Mia run behind time.

What a man stubborn.

He saw how serious I was and kissed his teeth before shaking up himself. He then went to his closet not before muttering something along the lines "Suh why she couldn't juss bring him ova here?"

Mi juss gaah mek him wear anything him want. Mi already buy him suit and shoes weh him suppose to wear.

I sat on the bed and took up the phone to text Shae as I waited for him to come out.

After a whole year him finally come out a the closet. Swear mi nearly drop asleep.

"This look alright?" He asked and looked st him from head to toe.