Karalana Atalyia Campbell
"Mi seh the dry foot gyal a tek mi man." A female shouted to herself. She was in argument with her best friend/ woman weh she a share her man wid. . .mi can see seh them fall out now turn enemies. Just for man? Mia tell uh bout friendship.
"Yes and so what? Yuh deven know how fi please him!" The supposed to be "best friend" shouted back. I placed another fries in my mouth as I looked back and forth between the two, soaking up every information. Cause wah else mi fi do? Most of the kids leff and juss a few of us were inside and juss like mi, them well invested.
Them a college pitney. . .big young adults them fi know how fi act. Instead when the teacher nuh come a class a so them act.
It all started when a boy wanted to do a content for his channel bout "switch phones and call boyfriends " of course the one wid the no boyfriend been a fuck her friend man behind her back. And mi know fi a fact seh a she same one the girl a tell everything bout them relationship.
The girl looked at her with disbelief and hurt "Jayda. . .why yuh do this? Wah mi eva do yuh?" Oh myyy.
Jayda only scoffed and flipped her hair. "Yuh juss gwaan like seh the world revolve around yuh. . .feel like seh yuh fi get everything yuh waah doh?"
I shook my head. Why can't people be genuine.
"Really? Afta we get matching tattoos. I didn't even consider you as a best friend I considered you as a sister. Everyweh mia guh mi carry yuh wid mi. Mi neva yet leff yuh behind. Neva! And a this yuh do mi?"
"Juss get a cova up. That a nuh nothing fi yuh. But leave me man alone." Jayda said, no likkle remorse, no likkle nothing. She stand there a watch her friend a cry and she. . .bwoy.
The girl shook her head took up her bag and stormed out. She mature fi dhat. Most people woulda start fight and spill secrets and them thing deh. She issa rare one and that idiot gyal mash up that fi buddy.
Mi know it hurt, friendship break ups a the worst.
Jayda flipped her hair and popped her bubble gum.
The bwoy weh did a mek e content look round blinking "Oop, that didn't go so well. Cut it." Him seh to the bwoy weh a video.
Thank God him dweet, cause mi know the girl would a still be friends with dah snake deh.
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Mi juss need fi hurry up. . .but if mi walk faster it go come dung. I looked around and no one was around. Thank god! Cause the next thing mi know meeda deh pan tiktok and a wiggle wiggle cause the piss a bite mi.
People really nuh know them limited.
I opened the bathroom door and ran to one of the cubicle.
Mi kiss mi teeth. Why the belt a tek so long fi pull? Mi start clench mi legs together cause the piss the rightt deh suh. Mi nuh waah piss up miself.
I wanted to dance when e sumn finally pull but mi neva have e time fi that.
Mi cock up ova e toilet and sigh in relief when mi bladder start empty. This go be the 100th time mi piss from mawning and mi naah joke.
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