Second Oldest ~ Shameless

Swipe, F..., Leave

After learning she was pregnant again, Gwen and Pete were trying to decide how and when to announce it to everyone else. Especially since Fiona is dealing with Frank locking himself in her own room, Ian's boyfriend Caleb cheating on him with a girl and Carl getting... his dick cut for Dom. Yep, things are getting more and more chaotic in their lives.

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It was morning and Gwen and Pete, with him carrying Evie, decided to announce the big news to her family at the Gallagher house and maybe if they're lucky, Kev and V will be there too. Then they'll inform Pete's family next.

"Morning, Gallaghers!" Gwen and Pete greeted as they entered the kitchen where Carl, Ian, Liam and Lip were.

"Morning." Each of Gwen's brothers greeted as Pete put Evie down on the ground as she excited ran towards Liam and Carl who were sitting at the table while Lip was sitting at the kitchen counter with the laptop on and Ian seemed to be making himself some breakfast.

"Morning, Unkies!" Evie exclaimed happily, waving both of her hands in the air like some kind of "double wave"

This at least made Carl smile tiredly at his niece as he ruffled her hair. Evie tried to climb onto his lap, but he gently pushed her down and told her to go to her uncles Lip and Ian, so she did so.

"You okay there, bud?" Gwen asked her brother Carl, as Lip picked up Evie and placed her on his lap as he continued to look through the laptop.

Carl nodded. "Yeah."

"What's up with you giuys this morning?" Pete quesitoend curiously when they suddenly heard something breaking or smashing upstairs and he asked in a deadpan, "Let me guess, Frank?"

Lip nodded, "Yeah. Locked himself in Fiona's room. Threw out all her stuff."

"Why does that not surprise me?" Gwen asked sarcastically before she turned to Ian. "I heard about what happened with Caleb, I'm so sorry Ian." She hugged her brother and he returned the embrace, thankful for his sister comforting him.

"Thanks, GG."

"What did happen with you and Caleb? I thought you were living with him?" Carl questioned.

"Caleb's sleeping with a chick." Ian grumbled in response.

"He's bi?" Carl asked.

"I mean... maybe? But that doesn't give him the right to cheat on Ian." Gwen replied.

"No dude is bi, all right? You lick dick, you're supposed to be gay." Ian insisted and Gwen held her hands up in surrender and muttered, "sorry."

"So, you guys broke up, I'm guessing?" Pete questioned Ian.

"Haven't decided yet. Probably." Ian grumbled, "God, I can't believe he's licking vag, too."

"Anyways, guys, speaking of "vag," Gene and I-" Pete started but Carl's groaning interrupted him as well as Gwen's "playful" hit on his shoulder when he was talking about her vagina.

"All right, can you guys please stop talking about licking vag or vag at all? You're gonna give me a boner." Carl groaned as limped over to the counter to put his dishes in the sink.

"Sorry, man." Pete apologized.

"Mama, what vag?" Evie asked innocently, making Carl groan more in pain.

"That's something for when you're older, sweetie." Gwen answered as eh daughter looked confused and curious at the same time.

"You sleep at all last night?" Lip asked his brother.