Tyler: HELP! I TOLD RAINA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Estelle, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Tyler: What are you eating?
Raina: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Tyler: I like you, don't I?
Raina: Zeke, Bell, what do you have?
Ezekiel & Bellamy: KNIVES!
Raina: Okay, have fu-
Tyler: NO!
(Wrong book but whatever)
Tyler: Why do humans have different blood groups?
Raina: So we can enjoy different flavors.
Raina: Tyler ain’t the problem this year.
Klaus: When are you gonna get it? Tyler ALWAYS the problem.
Tyler: It is 6:09 .
Tyler: I am wondering why I’m still alive.
Tyler: Send Wendy’s.
Estelle: The whole restaurant?!
Tyler: Estelle, I screwed up, big time.
Estelle: Ty, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
Elijah: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.
Raina: Why did you say that so vaguely? Klaus and I are literally the only people you called in here.
Tyler: I just heard Raina call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
Elijah: Raina, keep an eye on Klaus today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Raina: Sure, I'd love to see Klaus getting punched.
Elijah: Try again.
Raina, sighing: I will try to stop Klaus from getting punched.
Somebody 1: What are y’all’s favorite things to wake up to?
Somebody 2: Breakfast in bed!
Somebody 3: Emails from AO3!
Raina: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.
Raina: The screams of my enemies are a close second though.
Estelle: I started school with straight A’s. Now I’m not even straight.
Raina: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.
Estelle, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.
Raina, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.
Tyler, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.
Klaus: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Stefan: All the time.
Raina: Then you should be used to it by now.
Klaus: Today at 7 am, Raina poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Elijah: I watched Raina brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Raina: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Klaus, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
Raina: Am I going to far?
Elijah: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.
Raina: I’m terrible at expressing myself. (About Tyler)
Elijah: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Raina: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
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Moonbound | Tyler Lockwood ¹
FanfictionM O O N B O U N D In which, Two souls cursed by the moon find the one they've been waiting for Alternatively... What Raina Mikaelson wants, Raina Mikaelson gets. And what she wants is Tyler Lockwood ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ...
