Rules #1

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1. The United Kingdom and Britain are banned from kidnapping any other Keeper. 

2. The United Kingdom and Britain are not allowed to touch other peoples stuff without express permission.

3. Ireland cannot plant/hide potatoes anywhere on UN-owned property.

4. New Zealand should not suddenly grab people from behind.

5. No hitting others with your chair or placards.

6. Turkey and Greece must be watched over if near each other.

7. China (̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶l̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶)̶ must not stare at others without blinking while talking with them.


8. The Philippines must hand over his devices before entering the meeting hall.

9. No wrestling in the meeting hall.

10.  Canada must refrain from dumping trash on poorer Keepers.

11. Germany is banned from the Science labs on UN-owned Property.

12. Greece is only permitted to show their cats pictures twice a day.

13. Colombia, control your dog. I know yours is the one who runs around destroying the flowers.

14. Somebody must help the Netherlands navigate the meeting hall and not hit his head.

15. Paraguay is allowed three random facts about herself a day to avoid oversharing.

16. Saudi Arabia, no pinching, no slapping, no throwing slippers, no hitting with a floor wiper or spoon. I was born to handle you all, so allow me to handle your siblings.

17. France, keep fashion critiques to a minimum of three per outfit. Your words have caused tears.

18. France is not allowed to say something negative after 6 pm.

19. Turkey and Ethiopia must refrain from more than 5 cups of coffee.

20. America, no. Remember that if one of your weird ideas comes to mind.

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