Un-formal Headcannons - 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🇲🇽

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Tell me if anything is overly incorrect and offensive.

1. Mexico has on occasion set chihuahuas on the US,

2. Canada likes playing with fire,

3. America gets annoyed when things are too tidy as he feels it is all fake,

4. Mexico has repeatedly told America she is not paying for anything like for example a whole wall,

5. America is able to detach himself from experiences or people easily,

6. Canada whistles whenever he gets annoyed,

7. Canada leaves people on read and then guilt trips them when they ask him about it,

8. Mexico is a tinkerer and someone who fidgets a lot,

9. America has a stash of hard candy on him all of the time,

10. America often acts air-headed and ditzy but is very cunning and intelligent,

11. If they were humans and had other jobs they would be: America - salesperson (like said before), Canada - Human Resources Manager, Mexico - Mechanic,

12. Mexico hates work but overworks herself,

13. Canada is secretly very insecure and has a ability to deflect his flaws onto others and dodge all criticism,

14. America is good at understanding what makes people tick and their motivations,

15. Mexico has killed her mother, elder sister and brother,

16. America wants personally to be the strongest so no one can think of leaving him if they are close to him,

17. Canada likes observing other people's drama,

18. Mexico has a certain colour scheme she likes to stick to with her clothes and accessories,

19. All of them have a complicated history with one another,

20. Texas is reconnecting with Mexico but will not rejoin her country.

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