The UN's Files Of Countries

Un-formal headcannons - Random headcannons (2)

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1. Cambodia doesn't have one of his legs (right leg) because of a landmine.

2. Taiwan gives China watches as 'gifts' on every occasion where gifts can be given.

3. France calls his (not officially) adopted children his squishy little oysters.

4. The Maldives is scared of the ocean despite being surrounded by it and lives in the heart of Malé.

5. The Maldives's provinces and capital are the ones who show people around the islands and places to go to the beach and dive because of her fear.

6. Scotland claims to have fought a unicorn.

7. Many of the Keepers are scared of Mongolia and Mongolia often jokes that he is probably the most capable of killing people in brutal ways.

8. Niue complains about lack of free wifi even if the internet connection is good.

9. The youngest Japan Keeper is the one who handles publicity and uses anime to promote the country a lot and her sisters say that she is a otaku.

10. Iceland is scared of mosquitos.

11. Indonesia doesn't know what happened to her older brother but knows that he is dead.

9. India lets cows roam around her house.

10. The Keeper of North Sentinel Island is someone who has never been seen and some people wonder if they are still around or ever existed at all.

11. China cuts his hair daily as the punishment for breaking a promise although he only started doing it centuries after he broke the promise.

12. Bhutan doesn't even remember Keepers he doesn't have relations with and believes that both Taiwan and China don't exist, are ghosts or are hallucinations.

13. Norway's prized possession is a plush penguin in a suit of armour and holding a sword she got in 2008.

14. Liechtenstein still is trying to rent his country out on airbnb. 

15. Jordan has manages to sort of photobomb movies that are filmed in his country. He has no regrets and still does it. Currently in their world an urban myth has popped up about someone looking the exact same appearing in multiple movies (filmed partially in Jordan) and now people are actively looking for frames with Jordan in it (the keeper not the country) in movies.

16. The Dominican Republic was a pirate during the 17th century and was a pain to Spain.

17. Italy is not a coward and killed his brother in ww2 to take control of the country.

18. Seychelles claims to and has seen the ghosts of pirates and Englishwoman Mary Best at Moyenne Island and is scared of them.

19. Botswana values rain as a blessing and stays outside when it rains. 

20. Hungary's lucky number is 96 and he tries to use that number in his life.

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