Hi, I wanted to do headcannons not in my usual format so I made this. This will about the big 3 of CH (mainly) aka the USA, China and Russia. I hope no one gets offended.
1. Russia has a resting b*tch face that can both unnerve and intimidate someone,
2. China and Taiwan are siblings and Taiwan is the older one,
3. America tries to help others but always ends up making things worse and doesn't realise it,
4. China is a lightweight,
5. America is really good at science and is a geek at science museums,
6. Russia does ballet,
7. China is like Ratatoskr (a norse squirrel from mythology), someone who delivers harmful (often twisted) messages between Keepers and spreads rumours, basically someone who lives for chaos,
8. Russia only has good familial relations with her brother Belarus and is neutral/has bad relationships with the rest of her siblings, both adopted and not,
9. America is someone who would walk right into a closed glass door if he is talking to someone and then threaten everyone who witnessed it,
10. China has hair that grows really fast, around 5cm/1.9685" a day,
11. If they were humans and had other jobs they would be: America - salesperson, China - Marketer, Russia - ballet dancer,
12. Russia is a socially clueless person who means well 59% of the time,
13. America has a fascination with martial arts and is an amateur boxer,
14. China has been reported to stare aimlessly at old paintings (from Asia, donated to UNESCO) from the 1400s,
15. China is a runner,
16. America has really bad imposter syndrome,
17. Russia is a functioning alcoholic to deal with life,
18. China gives Kung Pao chicken to people he cares about every world meeting,
19. China's main reason of hate towards America is because he reminds China of someone,
20. Russia is seemingly unaware of America's distaste of her.
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