The UN's Files Of Countries

Un-formal Headcannons - Mainland SEA (1)

Tell me if anything is overly incorrect and offensive.

1. Cambodia and ASEAN are both the designated cockroach killers of ASEAN,

2. Thailand always tries to borrow W. Malaysia on the basis that his land is connected to the mainland in order to get him to carry her bags for her,

3. Nobody knows what gender Vietnam is or identifies with and at this point really don't want to ask. Vietnam knows this and enjoys teasing others about this,

4. Laos can speak but only does so when absolutely neccessary,

5. Myanmar needs glasses but refuses to wear them,

6. Cambodia has gephyrophobia and always finds a way to avoid bridges and tunnels,

7. Vietnam doesn't really understand boundaries,

8. Thailand is usually the one to organise casual get togethers,

9. Laos still would want to kill America if she could,

10. Myanmar is just done with life,

11. Myanmar can't eat without making a mess and that makes her feel terrible,

12. Cambodia was extremely flexible until the accident that took his leg,

13. Vietnam is a great public speaker who is surprisingly shy when she first meets people,

14. Thailand has nihilophobia and always tries to make her life feel full,

15. Laos keeps her room nice and tidy,

16. Vietnam talks in third person at times to annoy people, Vietnam also during these times narrates what others are doing,

17. Myanmar is calm under stressful situations,

18. Cambodia has a hard time remembering people's names,

19. Laos tends to hide things but forgets where she hid them,

20. Thailand always carries snacks with them,

21. Thailand tries to be a sister/mentor figure to Laos but she always gravitates towards Vietnam,

22. Cambodia always positions himself to run at any time (although he can't) out of instinct, like for example sitting on edges and leaning his body forward,

23. Vietnam is a sore loser at board games,

24. Myanmar can worry so much she does nothing,

25. If they were humans and all were adults and had other jobs they would be: Thailand - masseuse, Vietnam - Data scientist, Cambodia - Call Centre Agent, Laos - Research assistant, Myanmar - Cremator,