I always saw them as dysfunctional people tbh.
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Canada: Come on Mr. Turkey.
Türkiye: Say it properly, I know you can.
Canada: *sigh* Mr. Türkiye, just say yes.
Türkiye: You're early this year, why?
Canada: Don't be so suspicious old man. I just need to secure that you can do this early so I don't get a headache later on.
Türkiye: You, my colleague, are wasting your time.
Canada: How much do I need to pay?
Türkiye: I ain't looking for money.
Canada: Everyone has a price Mr. Türkiye.
Türkiye: And you wonder why I call you creepy.
Canada: Seriously- I'm just trying to make everybody happy!
Türkiye: Your mask is slipping kid. It's always so nice to see.
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Canada: 5000 American dollars. I'll throw in a jar of peanuts too.
Türkiye: Fine. That's less than last year but... I don't want to see your bad side. Still, Ame's not stupid y'know?
Canada: I think I know the Keeper of the United States more than you.
Türkiye: Many people know America more than you.
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Canada: One more word Mr. Türkiye, one more word. Try it.
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Türkiye: Alright, I'll fold... for now.
Canada: I expect nothing less from you.
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Japan (oldest): Will this seem too obvious? Naoko, come here!
Japan (middle): Yea?
Japan (o): Do you think our coworkers will like this?
Japan (m): You worry about this every year sister, it'll be fine. You're great at picking chocolate especially cheap ones for certain people.
Japan (o): I know, but I worry.
Japan (m): Don't I'll deliver half of them. I also have the tomo-choco ready.
Japan (o): Thank you, I can always count on you.
Japan (m): No prob.
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UN: I hate this, I hate life... I hate this, I hate life... I hate this, I hate life...
UNSC: So how has your day been?
ECOSOC: Alright, but pretty average. It's been normal for him too huh?
UNSC: You know him, he says all of that but values existing.
ECOSOC: I do too, if he goes we all follow.
UNSC: It's a quirk of being an organ or specialised agency of an organisation.
UN: SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO WORK!
UNSC: Yes, boss!
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A: That's him right?
B: He looks so young.
A: Of course he would, life must sure be easy for him.
B: I mean surely he would be too young to remember anything, besides look at him! No scars unlike some other people.
A: And he's rich too. Man, must be nic-
Brunei: Did my uncle employ you to talk or to work?
A: Ah! Um work.
Brunei: Sir.
B: Haha... sir?
Brunei: Yeah, that's me isn't it.
A: Of course sir, we'll take our leave.
Brunei: Don't let the door hit you on your way out~
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