Totally not an excuse to show some of the favourite/most interesting things I learned in history class. Yeah it's not going to be funny so sorry. I'm a bad writer.
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Hungary: Polly?
Poland: Yes, Węgry?
Hungary: Jan said that you were in a relationship...
Poland: Yeah with you-
Hungary: With the Baltic sea.
Poland: ...
Hungary: ...
Poland: ↻ ⟳ ↻
Hungary: ...
Poland: I-I see where that came from. A lot of Poland and some of its people are married to the sea including me. It symbolises how we got our access to the sea back. I had like two different ceremonies to the sea, one in 1920 and another in 1945. It's kind of complicated to explain so I'll do it tomorrow.
Hungary: ↻ ⟳ ↻
Poland: Harry? You good?
Hungary: So are you cheating on the Baltic sea with me?
Poland: W- Ah what?
Hungary: Are you? *starts laughing*
Poland: Am I?
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Best Ship: Poland x Baltic Sea
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Switzerland: Sometimes I feel like the only adult in the room at meetings. You all are so unreasonable at times.
Liechtenstein: Ahem Ahem ACK-hem AHEM!
Switzerland: Have a cough lozenge.
Liechtenstein: No thank you but if you may listen~
Switzerland: Oh hell, here we go again.
Liechtenstein: In the year of our Lord, 1474-
Switzerland: Why are you talking like that?
Liechtenstein: Hermann, let me cook. In the year of our Lord, 1474, within the fair city of Basel, Switzerland, a foul fowl did commit an unspeakable deed. A rooster, most strange, did lay an egg most peculiar—a yolkless orb! The townsfolk trembled in dread! What manner of sorcery doth conjure such an aberrant egg? Verily, the bird was deemed no more than a dread Cockatrice, a serpent-winged beast with a rooster's visage, capable of slaying with but a glance! The creature was swiftly summoned to judgment, with a noble Judge and both accuser and defender. The accuser swayed the hearts of the assembly, branding the rooster as a vile servant of Satan, and thus was it burned at the stake!
Switzerland: What was the point of that...?
Liechtenstein: To get you to shut up with showing you that you can be irrational too. You were there at Basel. You know.
Switzerland: Shut up... anyone would've done the same back then...
Liechtenstein: Thanks for your confession~
Switzerland; Hey! Get back here!
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Justice for the rooster! (actually a hen with high testosterone, credit: reddit) Also anyone want fried chicken?
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Singapore: Isyana?
Indonesia: That's Lady Isyana to you.
Singapore: ...
Philippines: She brought a ladyship from that kid Sealand.
Singapore: ...
Philippines: Look, don't mind her. It'll wear off eventuall-
Singapore: Lady Isyana, *curtsies* do you know how I could become a lady of Sealand?
Philippines: ↻ ⟳ ↻
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Yeah I didn't learn this in history. I feel like this is a way to have them regain some noble titles.
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*On Unitum*
In the Swedish side of the lake that divides the Swedish and Danish sections.
Sweden (f): The lake froze over. How did that happen... it doesn't seem like it's going to break... what if I sneak up on Denmark from here... heheh, she's not going to expect that...
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Sweden (f): Hey, Helena! Look, the lake froze over! Kind of like old times huh? Hey, you don't need that stick. I walked over all the way from my section to yours across the lake. C'mon lets do some sliding!
Denmark: ...
Sweden (f): Helena? You good- OW! What the fuck was that for!
Denmark: Sorry Astrid. It's the law. Also, 1658.
Sweden: Ah-?
Norway: Guys! Let's slide all over the lake! Come on!
Denmark: Alright, Marit~
Sweden: Oh come on!
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"If the sea between Denmark and Sweden, the Öresund Strait, freezes over, and a Swede crosses the frozen water, Danes are ALLOWED to beat him with a stick" Inspired by Scandinavia and the World.
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