The UN's Files Of Countries

Rules #4

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1. Malaysia make sure your cat pays its debts.

2. Belarus must remain in the light whenever at meetings or formal occasions.

3. Due to the "wwP incident" the pets пушистый, Chérie, Goldy, Napoleon, Saffron and 宝贝 are not allowed on UN facilities at the same time.

4. Liechtenstein stop talking in a medieval way, it's getting annoying.

5. Namibia, we need to get the meetings done so stop using your whim to stop people from getting in near you.

6. Everyone must not pet Vincent at the start of every meeting. 

7. Russia, please apologise when you bump into people. You don't have to be so unfriendly.

8. The Keeper of Sierra Leone must not just grab people and bring them to his country when they say something about it. That is kidnapping.

9. The UNSC must stop sending any and all text messages at 10pm.

10. Bunnies are not the root of evil, France. Stop talking to others about this I have a lot of complaints.

11. On a similar vein, red-headed people are not vampires Greece.

12. America stop stealing the ketchup from all UN-owned facilities cafeterias.

13. Canada and Denmark have requested for their whisky that they leave for each other on their certain areas to remain untouched by others.

14. Turkey must stop throwing bread at Greece, especially in Canada.

15. May I request that everyone stops being so petty.

16. Sri Lanka, Thailand and India stop with the elephants. Are you running a cult about them?

17. England must not talk about food near Egypt. He mentioned something about eating mummies?

18. Singapore has full authorisation to fine people for littering. No I will not change my mind.

19. South Africa, must stop calling people she doesn't like baboons.

20. Why is nearly every European Keeper throwing stuffed foxes around in a competitive way? You guys have to stop and every fox toy will be confiscated. 

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