The UN's Files Of Countries

Un-formal Headcannons - Maritime SEA (1)

Please don't get offended.

1. Brunei is basically the rich kid who doesn't know he is rich,

2. (The) Philippines has memory problems and so takes a lot of selfies and puts them in photo albums to remember things, the only times he doesn't normally take photos is with his fellow Maritime SEA Keepers,

3. Indonesia just does things spontaneously and additionally is very forgetful and impulsive,

4. Singapore keeps trying to recreate her mother's (Temasek's) recipes but she's a bad cook and ends up poisoning her brothers and doesn't realise it,

5. The Malaysian twins are both big fans of Fan Bingbing (Lan Lingling -her last name was changed into Lingling because of her childhood nickname- (蘭 玲玲 - western name format)  in their world) and although they would never admit it fanboyed when she came to Melaka and became its Tourism ambassador,

6. Timor Leste idolises Australia,

7. Singapore won't admit it but her feelings are stronger than her logical mindset but she tries to and succeeds at burying them,

8. Brunei is often around or carried by Singapore, (The) Philippines and most commonly East Malaysia, 

9. Timor Leste hangs out a lot with the oceanic countries and often vents to them,

10. Indonesia is very mellow and has a very 'live and let live' attitude except for certain people,

11. West Malaysia enjoys napping anywhere that meets his specific requirements and has slept on the ground,

12. (The) Philippines is skilled in matters of the heart and helps his friends avoid red flags like a professional instructor,

13. East Malaysia is on medication,

14. West Malaysia for the longest time didn't realise Indonesia was a girl despite them being cousins and childhood and now frenemies,

15. Timor Leste doesn't remember a lot about her life when she was little and was scared when Indonesia claimed that Timor was her sister,

16. Indonesia used to enjoy scaring (The) Netherlands during colonial times when she knew she wouldn't get into trouble and has now profusely apologised for doing so,

17. (The) Philippines is really strong and he is able to carry two water tanks (for water dispensers),

18. Indonesia used to be a very destructive person who hurt many people in the past and is always trying to make amends,

19. The Malaysian twins both like dancing,

20. Singapore studies a lot of many different subjects/fields and often falls asleep at her desk,

21. Brunei's older sister is Sabah and they often go on sibling hangouts,

22. (The) Philippines tries to always preserves his relationships and breaks down whenever one fails (yes we're including friendships and all other non-romantic relations),

23. Timor Leste has had to be held back by Australia to not hug crocodiles multiple times.

24. All of them are extremely afraid of cockroaches and creates chaos whenever one of them sees a cockroach,

25. If they were humans and all were adults and had other jobs they would be: Brunei - Business heir, Indonesia - Digital marketing manager, East Malaysia - Botanist, West Malaysia - Humanities Teacher, (The) Philippines - Nurse, Singapore - Lawyer, Timor Leste - Photojournalist,