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    Rules #3

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    41. Qatar must shave his stubble before every world meeting. It will never grow into a beard. Give up.
    42. India is not allowed to sneak her dancers into UN-owned facilities. While they are enjoyable to watch it is very distracting.
    43.  INTERPOL will read a Dr. Seuss book at the start of every meeting, every time a fight breaks out.
    44. France, stop replying to others with emojis, it is very annoying.
    45. Every Monday, at UN-owned facilities, the most enthusiastic people will lead a motivational inclusive chant.
    46. Whoever you are, stop changing people's desktop wallpapers into funny internet images. I don't know how you do it but I will find you.
    47. Venezuela, clean your desks. They are an eyesore.
    48. North Korea stop trying to cut others hair.
    49. Brazil stop kicking footballs at people you argue with. Argentina was in the infirmary for sometime.
    50. China, 'natural selection' is not a good idea for pitting your fellow Keepers against one another.
    51. When the meetings are 5 minutes in all doors to the meeting hall will be locked.
    52.  All Keepers and employees must get a permit to fly kites, have balloons, have pieces of wood, bring monkeys, have household cleaning items, have blunt kitchen knives or kitchen knives in general and have motorcycles on UN-owned property. This is just a preview of banned objects. The full list of items are here Link.
    53. The United Kingdom is banned from bringing her pig 'napoleon' near France. If she does not follow this rule France has full permission to slap her. 
    54. The United Kingdom is banned from bringing her pig onto UN-owned properties. France isn't the only one who complained.
    55. Singapore and UAE I believe I have given you two too much power. Stop fining people for swearing and chewing bubble gum.
    56. Romania, must visit WHO every 4 months, the way you react when you smell blood is not normal.
    57. Vietnam, stop hiding and sneaking around. You're scaring the others especially A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶.
    58. Greece, stop stealing Turkey's olives from the fridge. 
    59. China, stop splashing water on people you don't like with your car.
    60. America, please stop trying to be so 'understanding' to other Keepers. There are reports of how patronising you seem. 
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