The UN's Files Of Countries

Un-formal Headcannons - Central Europeans (1)

Hope no-one is offended and tells me if anything overly offensive is here.

1. Switzerland's favourite comfort food is chocolate and he has long advocated having a healthy relationship with chocolate,

2. If they were humans and all were adults and had other jobs they would be: Austria - Human Resources assistant, Croatia - Salesperson, Czechia - Architect, Germany - Financial adviser, Hungary - Computer Science teacher, Lithuania - Tailor, Poland - Software developer, Serbia - Physics teacher, Slovakia - Welder, Slovenia - Beekeeper, Switzerland - General practitioner,

3. Slovakia throws big parties on his name day that is almost as big as the one for his country's independence day,

4. Poland carries a butter knife with her during formal events due to her paranoia but mainly uses it to show party tricks to friends and allies,

5. Czechia and Croatia both have a hobby of making wine and compete with each other to see who makes the better wine,

6. Hungary is currently building up confidence to ask any random non-European Keeper to go eat spicy food with him,

7. Slovenia has a pet chicken named Pes who he takes with him everywhere, even when he goes caving,

8. Austria can be found in a library, practising her cello or hiking,

9. If anyone wants to get instantly close to Slovakia they just need to have an understanding of his culture and traditions, show their appreciation of it to him and be ready to participate with him when the time comes,

10. Slovenia has a lot of bees which are his pride and joy and if anyone hurts his bees they will be hunted down,

11. Austria is someone who goes to the opera often and brings her girlfriend along,

12. Poland is really interested in science, business and fruit syrup, she basically likes to always keep busy to distract herself,

13. Czechia is an architecture nerd and goes travelling around the world to see different buildings,

14. Hungary is Poland's special support person and helps her a lot mentally although Poland does what she does to help him,

15. Croatia's dog is a dalmatian named Diocletian, she takes care of her late dalmatians (named Kornaty and Vesna) graves and visits them with Diocletian every year on major holidays and their birthdays,

16. Switzerland's late wife was a watchmaker and he only wears watches that she made for him, he has put a hard boundary to all people who have 'you can give me gifts' privilege that he will not accept any watches due to this and the only time he has been visually angry is if someone damages one of the watches,

17. Hungary appears scary and mysterious to most but he has a calming presence to those he cares about and enjoys showing off his great sense of  (mainly dark) humour to them,

18. Croatia is a great sportswomen and will happily play a game of either tennis/football (not American) spontaneously,

19. Austria and Croatia are skiing buddies and often talk a lot during their trips,

20. Slovenia is the type of person who does parkour and goes on adventures,

21. Czechia is always early or exactly on time, 

22. Poland when angry or annoyed can be described as an anxious chihuahua,

23. Switzerland loves taking photographs and has spent a lot of money on equipment,

24. Slovakia has fallen out of windows so many times yet he seems to come out of it uninjured in the end,

25. Hungary and Austria were in a marriage of convenience and became friends through it, they both agreed on a 'champion' of sort (the Austria-Hungary main representative) to represent the country on an international scale while they handled their own respective parts,

26. Switzerland hired a mercenary to kill his first wife, for what reason is not known and he has not told anyone when asked but has looked ashamed of himself,

27. Austria is currently organising a sort of orchestra and is offering to help her fellow Keepers learn classical instruments, 

28. Croatia loves ties and is often the go to person if anyone needs help tying ties,

29. Slovakia enjoys acting and can be very dramatic,

30. Czechia loves water fights and has more then 800 different water guns/weapons with some custom made,

31. Slovenia has filmed Slovakia for their own fun little short films,

32. Poland's best friend is Ukraine and they hang out a lot, Ukraine and Poland both work side by side separately on their art and science projects a lot during these hangouts chatting the whole time,

33. Austria has an artist that lives in a sphere crossing the border every week for groceries,

 LOL. I realised I forgot Lithuania and Germany so these next few ones are all them. I'm confused on how I forgot Germany tho.

33. Lithuania makes little linen toy storks or stork embroidered blankets whenever he is stressed,

34. Lithuania likes paint-balling and has attempted to sneak in paintball guns into UN-owned facilities,

35. Lithuania has been studying many different languages and has been to university numerous times with fake names just to take the language majors,

36. Lithuania is very skilled at basketball and has played against many people and other Keepers like the ones of the US and the Philippines,

37. Germany bakes bread for a hobby and it is actually quite liked at the UN facilities,

38. Germany loves his coffee and cake and like most of his people has reserved his Sunday afternoons for it,

39. Germany has a staring problem where he just stares for a really long time as he tends to overthink things and worry a lot,

40.  Germany is not overworked and is only worried because of his constant overthinking.

41. Germany has been seen lurking near Poland attempting to talk with her (Germany met Poland when she was imprisoned and tortured but ran away when she asked for help due to fear) but gets scared and worries that she hates him for running away so he never actually talks to Poland except for official matters and when he apologises for the roach's deeds.