Huskerdust Oneshots

Spiders

(requested by @YaboiZane)

(Husk's POV)

A familiar scream rang through the air of the lobby, loud enough that I, who was down at the bar, could hear it. I recognized the voice as Angel Dust's and dropped what he was doing and rushed upstairs. I opened the door to his room, but he didn't see Angel.

And then he noticed him. "ANGEL? What the actual fuck are you doing you crazy bitch?" I exclaimed as he gawked at the sight. His idiot of a boyfriend was pinned against the corner of the wall... three feet off the ground. He was bracing himself with all three sets of arms and his legs as he hung there like an actual spider.

"It's gonna kill me!" He shouted at me like I knew what the problem was right now. I raised an eyebrow at him as I scanned the room and the only other thing I saw was Fat Nuggets, but he didn't count as a threat.

"What is?" I asked, moving over to where he was.

"The thing." He removed one of the hands that braced him against the wall, almost slipped and lost his balance, but none the less guided my eyes in the right direction. To a literal spider. I stared at both of the creatures, dumbfounded.

I regained my sense of mind and demanded, "Get your ass down from there."

"No! Get rid of it!" He snapped, raising himself up another inch. I sighed and accepted the responsibility bestowed upon me by my crazy Angel.

"You want me to kill it?" I asked moving closer to the eight-legged creature on the floor so I could get a better view. It was about a quarter the size of my hand, a small thing really, so it shocked me how it scared the other spider who was pinned up against the wall with fear.

"No! Just... ju-just put it outside!" He ordered in a fearful voice that almost made me laugh, but he'd probably beat the shit out of me later, so I didn't.

"You're screaming your head off and you want me to put outside?" I chuckled, staring at him.

He nodded vigorously from his spot on the wall. I smiled at his antic and coaxed the spider on the ground into my hand and walked out to Angel's balcony and placed it on the rail, thinking it best to let it choose where it went. I then went back over to my bigger spider and reached my arms out to coax this one off the wall by telling him that the other spider was gone. Angel crawled of the wall slowly and carefully as I wrapped my arms around him.

"There we go," I sighed, needing a drink badly after dealing with my boyfriend. "Better?"

"Mhm," he nodded in response, a small and adorable grin creeping across his face.

I smiled and kissed him softly, making him blush. I put his feet back down on the ground, letting him stand on his own.

"Despite this wonderful use of my time," I smirked sarcastically, "I need to get back down to the bar."

Angel rolled his eyes at the comment and said, "Thanks Whiskers."

"Anytime, love," I said softly before heading back down to my pretty useless job seeing as there are no customers other than Angel.