Huskerdust Oneshots

A Helpful Game

(Well first suggestion went to crack so I did the best I could, here's the story)

"Oh come on! They're obviously flirting," the angry fallen angel bitch sighed, motioning to the two at the bar. Alastor and Niffty both nodded in agreement with the Vaggie. At this point everyone in the hotel knew that the two sinners liked each other but were way to blind to see it.

"I know! I wish there was some way to get them together," Charlie said in her usual kindergarten teacher cheery manner as she jumped up and down with excitement like a three year old at the park getting ice cream

The egoistic, technology hating deer's grin suddenly grew wider and even more smug before he spoke in his over theatrical tone. "How about we all make a little deal, hmm?" He suggested, seeing a new opportunity to escape from the utter boredom he was feeling then. The short little one-eyed midget then jumped up on the table so she could be at a better level with an anticipating look on her face.

"I told you NO. DEALS," Vaggie snarled, grabbing Charlie protectively. She had the better sense to not trust the radio demon... Charlie on the other hand was so naive that she'd end up like a kid in a white van in a second if she went out onto the streets.

"Oh, not for your souls," Alastor chuckled, waving his hand as if brushing away the idea. He couldn't blame anyone for not trusting him anyways. "Just a little hmm..." He paused to think of a better way to put it. "Ah! A little game! Yes, let's call it that." 

"Ooo," Niffty giggled maniacally. She was obviously excited for what ace the deer like sinner had up his sleeve this time. "What is it? What is it!"

"We each go and talk to either of the two and we see who gets one of them to crack first," Alastor said, throwing his hands up for flare like he was in a fucking high school play.

Vaggie nodded in understanding as she spoke to clarify for the confused Charlie beside her. "We each go and talk to either Angel or Husk and the winner is whoever get's one of them to talk first."

"Ohh," Charlie sighed, finally understanding. "What are we betting?" They all turned to Alastor, who seemed to already have something in mind.

"Um... who ever wins gets to make the other three do what ever they want."

"NO STEALING SOULS!" Vaggie snapped, aiming her spear at the radio demon menacingly, to which Alastor simply rolled his eyes disappointingly. 

After a few moments of bickering like children who wanted the last candy bar about the rules, they decided that Charlie and Niffty would talk to Angel and Alastor and Vaggie would take Husk. They would each have one minute to talk and not a second more. Charlie had been elected to talk to Angel, who was now sitting on a stool at the now empty bar, scrolling through the many angry text messages from the angry man child bitch moth.

"Hiiiiii Angel," Charlie said nervously as she slid into a seat next to the horny spider.

The spider glanced up from his phone and sighed, "What do ya need, doll."

"Soooo um... Ya sure like to hang around here a lot right?" She was obviously very bad at this as it seemed like lying to the princess which went against her morals.

"Yeah, my life is so shit I need a drink 24/7," Angel muttered, raising an eyebrow at the princess's odd behavior. 

"Are you sure it's not because of someone else?" She asked awkwardly, shifting in her seat uncomfortably. 

"Yeah I'm pretty sure. I'm also pretty sure we ain't fucking third grade school girls talking about crushes at goddamn recess," Angel sighed. 

"Y'know um, I have to go deal with something," Charlie said as she caught Vaggie and Alastor waving at her from the corner to signal time was up. The kindergarten teacher cheery princess stood up and disappeared from behind the wall. The dumbfounded spider stared as she left before turning back to his phone.