Erika Garcia never really knew what to do with her life. There were times when she'd fall in love but it never ended well for her, it always somehow ended in heartbreak making it hard for her to fall in love.
But, when her best friend, Rachel Green...
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-THE ONE WHERE MR. HECKLES DIES-
"Hey." Chandler greeted as he walked into Monica's apartment.
"Hey. How was Joan?" Monica questioned.
"Broke up with her." Chandler shrugged as he sat down.
"Don't tell me this is because of the big nostril thing?" Matthew groaned.
"They were huge." Chandler stated, "when she sneezed, bats flew out of them." Erika chuckled.
"They were not that huge." Rachel shook her head.
"I'm telling you. She leaned back, I could see her brain." Chandler explained.
"How many perfectly good women are you gonna reject over the most superficial, insignificant things?" Erika questioned.
"Hold up. I got to side with Chandler on this one." Joey chimed in, "when I first moved to the city I went out a couple times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's Apple." Chandler and Ross looked at each other.
"You or me?" Chandler asked Ross.
"I got it." Ross sighed as he turned to Joey, "women don't have Adam's Apples." Ross informed, Joey frowned before laughing awkwardly.
"You guys are messing with me, right?" Joey questioned, everyone looked at each other before replying with a chorus of "yeahs" making Joey laugh again.
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"Name one woman that you broke up with for a good reason." Phoebe spoke as they gathered in the kitchen.
"Maureen Rosillo." Chandler answered.
"Cause she doesn't hate Yanni is not a real reason." Matthew sighed before there was a knock on the door.
"Hello, Mr. Heckles." Monica greeted after she answered the door.
"You're doing it again." Mr. Heckles spoke lowly.
"We're not doing anything." Monica stated.
"You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds." Mr. Heckles lied.
"You don't have birds." Rachel sighed.
"I could have birds." Mr. Heckles replied.
"Okay, we'll try to keep it down." Erika chimed in before slamming the door in his face.
"Okay, Janice. You got to give me Janice." Chandler spoke, bringing everyone back to the original conversation, "that wasn't about being picky."
