Harmione One Shots

| Harry Potter and Hermione's Cock Ring pt. 2

"Hermione? I haven't talked to her in months. After the divorce, we just kinda stopped talking much."

Ron knocked back his favorite beer. We came to the bar every week to catch up and keep in close contact. Just me and him, never the girls.

"You never did talk much about the divorce. Was it something specific?"

Ron mulled over his thoughts for a moment in silence. Many years ago this would have been unheard of, but since taking over the management side of Weasleys wizard wheezes he had really grown up. As it turned out, connecting with people was something Ron excelled at now that he was past his insecurities.

Ron seemed to make up his mind about something and leaned in conspiratorially.

"Look don't share this around, but its because she was insatiable. Not just I couldn't be bothered to please her. No I mean I could have spent the rest of my life worshiping at her altar and she wouldn't have been satisfied. I even took a month off just to try to keep her happy. After that failed we started talking about divorce."

I blinked in shock. Ron had never been shy about talking about some of the antics the two of them got up to. At first, it had started pretty vanilla but soon grew until they added all sorts of magic into the bedroom to spice things up.

After all of that she still wasn't satisfied.

"It all worked out in the end though" Ron continued, "Lavender and I have a healthy sex life that still leaves me enough energy for work. I hope Hermione is happy, but it would take one hell of a lover to keep her satisfied."

"Oh, I am happy" Hermione's voice giggled in my head.

I froze and felt and icy chill crawl down my body. I didn't know she could hear others around me or that she had been listening into this conversation. Was she going to be upset. Could I do anything if she was?

"Anyways Harry, I need to get back to work. I promised Lovegood I would talk to her about a candy that let people see nargles. Wants to send it out with her newspaper next month. Personally I still think it's a little crazy, but ever since she took over for her father she has the galleons to pay."

As Ron left I sat back and sipped on what remained of my beer. This was not looking good for me. I had only a vague idea this side of Hermione existed before. Now it was pointed at me with full force trying to undo my marriage. A marriage she has long ridiculed. Now she could have sex with me against my will because of the cock ring, and hear what I and people around me are saying. Can she hear what I think as well?

"Hermione is a slut who is trying to break up my marriage." I think to myself.

Hmm, that might not actually get a reaction out of her.

"Hermione cheated on her schoolwork and wasn't actually that good of a student".

No response. While Hermione might be capable, she still had weaknesses. I had to believe that.

So one safe place for me. Now what?

I arrived back me and Ginny's quaint cottage in Godrics Hollow. The light was on outside, but the rest of the house appeared to be dark. A sign that Ginny had been called away for a new training session and that she wouldn't be back for a few weeks. My heart warred with itself on if this was a good thing or not. On the one hand it would give me time to sort out this cock ring, on the other I didn't know how she was filling after last night.

As I entered the living room, a piece of parchment lay on the table.

Harry,

New training session. In the snowy north this time. Going to be gone for at least two weeks, likely three. Manager is requiring no incoming mail, so it's going to be radio silence during that time. Tell you about it when I get home.