Harmione One Shots

How to Satisfy a Lady by Harry Potter

Summary: As much as Draco and Hermione love each other, Draco just can't satisfy her. In steps Harry, who will gladly show Draco how you're supposed to satisfy a lady.

Ship: HarryPotterxHermioneGranger & DracoMalfoyxHermioneGranger

All credit goes to FerretAlbino on Ao3

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"Could not we just go off into a wizarding pub tonight?" Draco moaned.

"Draco, we spoke about this. We came here to meet Harry, and I really enjoy this place." Hermione spoke firmly.

"Yes. But is it in the heart of the city? I just don't think I would fit in there." Sipping from his glass, he said.

"But I'll have a good time there. And if you just let go a little, you'd enjoy yourself too." Sporting a tight red dress, she sat sideways in her seat and replied. "If you prefer not to come that's alright but I'm growing really tired of talking about this." Her black heels clicked against the floor as she argued.

She had been considering ending her relationship with him for some time, to be honest. Of course, she genuinely loves him; he was pleasant to live with.

However, he failed to bring her joy. He failed to satisfy her. Although it wasn't the only issue, sex played a significant role. Because he lacked stamina, Draco consistently came before her. That his package was sorely lacking in quality didn't help either. She had quickly come to the conclusion that she would never be able to get beyond Draco's little pinky.

But he wasn't completely worthless. She did always reach her climax, because he could devour pussy with the greatest of them. But it was no longer the same. The fact that it wasn't what she intended was severely straining their relationship as a whole.

"Here you go!" Harry Potter, her only best friend since childhood said, placing a tray of drinks on their table for the three of them with a smile on his face.

"Thank you Harry" Hermione grinned back at the attractive wizard.

"Thanks for coming, I wasn't sure you guys would come since it is a weekday" Harry slipped in beside her.

"Oh come on Potter, are you kidding me. It's your promotion in the Auror department. Of course I would come" She said gushing and Draco grunted, feeling totally ignored.

Draco was becoming extremely drunk after a few drinks, and she wasn't far behind him in the noisy, crowded club. She's been chit-chatting with Harry in between songs. It was the kind of thing that, had Draco been awake enough to notice, would have undoubtedly immediately made him jealous.

Harry is, to be honest, the most attractive wizard she has ever met. She would have been a little faster to reject his overt flirtation if she hadn't been so inebriated, but eventually, they began talking about more important topics. He heard her babble endlessly about her goals in life and how she occasionally felt stuck.

"Hermione, you're not stuck. You're held back. I can tell you how you're not receiving what you wish for." He said, giving her a pitying glance.

"I have no idea what you mean." Sensing that this was being a little too personal, she continued. Hermione cast a sidelong glance at her fiance, who was apathetically staring at the wall of bottles while sipping back another shot. Draco's eyes were glassy and his face was so red.

"You do, really. He's not cut out for you." Harry stated while giving Draco a nod.

"That's not funny." She retaliated, taking offense since it was too personal.