White Collar: Terminology

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A/N: Written for a Tumblr Drabble prompt: Term

Peter looked at Mozzie's ludicrous plan and shook his head. "No. We are absolutely not breaking into an embassy. This fails to meet the main criteria for an FBI op."

"What criteria is that, Suit?"

"Wait, I know," Neal said. "It's on the tip of my tongue. What's the term?"

"Boring?" Mozzie suggested. "Brainwashed? Bureaucratic?"

"Nice alliteration," Neal noted. "How about cruel conformity?"

"Dastardly derivativeness," Mozzie countered.

"Stop!" Peter demanded. "Legal. The plan has to be legal."

"Oh, that," said Mozzie.

"Why do I always forget that part?" Neal wondered.

"I can't imagine," Peter said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.


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