Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''

Ch. 137 - Joining the D.H.O.R.K.S

A/N: After a long break of summer fun and theatre work as well, I, BubblegumRock10, return to writing 'Helluva Human Kid!' :) I'm sorry for the long break, for anyone who was starting to get into the story, but the last chapter I did isn't where it ends for I.M.P and their adventures with little Balin Johnson. Without further ado, let's do this!

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Agents One and Two were still taken by surprise after being zapped by Devo's new powers, ...by accident, during his interrogation. But only Agent One was more shocked than Two at what he soon noticed about them.

"Two, c'mon, you don't remember seeing powers like that?" he said.

"Like, what? Lightning fingers?" Agent Two replied in a different reaction. "Yeah, you took me to see that Levi Zachery picture show."

"No!" One protested. "...As badass as it was!"

Two then looked at Devo, who stood in front of them currently flabbergasted at everything he was hearing.

"J-Just a couple minutes, sir. Official business." she chuckled sheepishly, pulling One close to her and whispering. "One, I'm confused. What the... heaven, you talkin' about?"

"Did you not just hear him?" One began whispering too. "He just said 'demonic' powers. Which other word didn't you pick up on?"

"I heard him too." she replied. "But that's just foolish."

"Foolish?!"

"I-I-I get how you feel." Devo interjected, over-hearing him. "That's what I thought when I first heard about that."

"See? He admits it again!" exclaimed One again. "THAT'S foolish, but still!"

"Hey, I'm not actually a demon... anymore? I just have the powers." the hotelier said in defence.

"...That kinda makes it worse, pal." Two raised an eyebrow in response.

"B-But... You're supposed to be a TV star." One took off his glasses to reveal his teary eyes. "MY TV star!"

"You watch my show?" Devo tilted his head warmly.

"Yeah. Y-You're right, Agent Two. This is just foolish, huh?" the male agent sighed, slumping down against the hotel bed. "To think even one of MY idols would be on the same list as all the backstabbing Hollywoods AND one of the 'long forgotten' ones? Look at the crap you pulled off, Cosby!"

"I mean that he's a demon." Agent Two pinched her nose, before kneeling down to her partner. "Literally, anyone or anything could have a power like lightning fingers."

"Are you seriously undermining me in front of this TV-..." One quietly spoke, as he looked at Devo trying to show his warm signature smile. "...Person? Are you not even sick around him?"

"Uhh, that is still different, thank you!" the female agent abruptly snapped in defence. "I'm emetophobic thanks to those four-, uh... So, definitely 'not' feeling it."

"Well, if he does have 'just' demonic powers, how can you trust him after the phone-call?"

"Better yet, if he actually is a demon, then why is he human?" Two spoke back. "And don't say it's a disguise, because why isn't he acting sexy with us."

"I dunno. Maybe he has a small...?" One pantomimed a penis, making him feel better in a sniffle. "Ooh, such payback, Two."

"I'm saying he could be using that as a metaphor, YOU dick!" barked Two. "He seemed pretty serious on that phone-."

"If I may speak again for a sec-"

"STAY OUTTA THIS!" Agent One cut Devo off with a shout and a point of his finger. "Your show don't speak to me no more!"