The Cherubs stared into the somewhat hallow walls of Balin's primary school, about to pull off their current mission, but still shocked to see that it was a protestant one.
"Hey..." Keenie giggled in a sheepish expression. "It's not as bad as it seems. A school is where children learn, right?"
"Not when they learn to believe in 60/40!" Cletus replied in a snap.
"H-He's got a point." Collin cleared his throat, almost no longer seeming anxious for a second. "The difference between the Catholic Church and protestant,... uh, ones, is that those people, reject the pope and try to cut in line to get to Heaven. If anything, they believe more in Hell than they do in Heaven, more than Catholics."
"How the heck would you know that?" asked Keenie in surprise.
"K-Know what?" replied a slightly nervous-again Collin.
"No wonder the kid's with the spawn." facepalmed Cletus to himself.
"Enough of this!" Keenie spoke up. "Focus on the plan! We have got to grab that hellhound's phone, during the kid's entertainment, then search for any... undetectable portal-spelling things."
"You kinda lost me at f-f-focus on the plan, Keenie." Collin replied.
"Then just focus!" Cletus snapped. "We got a second chance. And we cannot risk losing it!"
"That doesn't mean I need a second reminder." muttered the anxious purple sheep. "I still haven't gotten over the first shot."
"Shhhhhh! They're emerging from the gates!" Keenie pressed Cletus' lips and pointed her friends a few feet away.
Through a small opening of a school gate, right where Balin and Loona's usual pick-up spot is, the Cherubs could see I.M.P's trademark diamond portal opening and their demonic enemies (and-a-half, counting the little boy) jumping out one by one.
"I think that's a portal." Collin tilted his head in confusion.
"Shut up." Cletus muttered with his perched lips.
"Okay kiddo, you head on down." Loona ruffled Balin's head. "We'll see you when the show starts."
"But, that's later." the boy looked confused. "Aren't you guys coming down?"
"Not 'till later, little guy." Moxxie replied in a chuckle, wrapping his arm around Millie's shoulder. "We're just gonna find a nice place for breakfast."
"Of course we are." Loona rolled her eyes, sarcastically. "And I think I know the place."
"Yeah? Where?" asked Millie, not getting her joke.
"C'mon." the hound lead the imps, and the little boy, away from the pick-up spot.
"Oh, Gosh, they're coming!" a shaking Collin whispered loudly.
"Hide!" Keenie loudly whispered as well. "Before they see us!"
Just then...
"Psst!" went a voice.
The Cherubs both looked around to find where the voice came from. It soon went 'PSST!' again, as a familiar face down at the gates was waving for them and hollering them to come closer.
"Go, go, go, go!" went Cletus, grabbing the two's hands and flying off.
"Who's that goth girl with them?" asked Collin in a slight interest.
Keenie and Cletus were both surprised by that question.
"Duh-doi! You know damn well who." the baby angel replied. "That's-"
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Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''
FanfictionINSPIRED BY THE 'LOONA THE CARETAKER' SERIES by METALBRONY823: When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them. Suddenly guilty of harming him, she...
