Meh pov
"Hello people and welcome back to my book today I got y/n here wit me because first I'm interviewing her for real" I said. "Yo quit yappin to me and let's go" y/n said.
"You rude for real I could end this book right now if I have too" I said. "Actually take your time" y/n said. "Anyways first question is uh how do you feel about this multi age thing?" I asked.
"Well first fuck you because I'm in like 15 different stories and in one of them I have a kid like be for real I want to retire" she said. "I could leave people with a cliff hanger" I said.
"Shut up kenzie I actually have a question for you and that is why am I black in almost every book?" She asked. "Well I just believe I see too much white girls not tryna be rude" I said.
"What are you talking about?" She asked. "Well most of these books if the reader is black she is related to cam in some way and in some of my books the reader is either my oc or you" I said.
"Well can I ask nelson some questions?" She asked. "Sure go for it I'll just be right here" I said. "Ok thanks" she said.
Nelson
"Hi nelson" y/n said. "Uhm hi" he said. "So like how do you feel being in 15 different books?" She asked. "It's fucking terrible it's like every minute I either have a kid or I don't" he said.
"Yea so I know how you feel so like how do you plan on wanting to end the prodigy?" She asked. "Man I better get on a plane and it crashes or no Offence but you die" he said.
"Well it ended off with the kids being missing" she said. "Well fucking spoil alart it was y/n having a stupid dream about heidi" he said. "Nelson why would you say that?" I asked.
"Well you aren't finna keep this book much longer give that kid her sibling and have a happily ever after" he said. "Nelson I see you are not feeling it" y/n said.
"Why the fuck do I have so many books?" He asked. "Well nelson I gave people options and they really didn't like any of the Noah books really like no one liked after the quince" I said.
"Bro y'all should get after the quince because it is actually kinda juicy" nelson said. "Well you are an asshole in it so hush" I said. "You made me an asshole" he said. "I don't care go away" I said.
Noah
"Hi Noah" I said. "What's up" he said. "So how do you feel about your book so far?" I asked. "Its kinda mid alright there is nothing interesting about it to be honest" he said.
"That was rude I tried really hard for that" I said. "Well you are also trying hard on a book you aren't even publishing because you gave the most detail but everyone said fuck it" he said.
"Yea I'm kinda pissed about it but it's ok" I said. "No your not ok you need to chill on the books because you are losing reads because you are lacking" he said. "Damn ok" I said.
"And make sure you have time to update that book" he said. "I wanna make a dd Osama book" I said. "No more fucking books" he said. "Ok you know what next question" I said.
"Sure" he said. "Why are you so ugly?" I asked. "Have you seen yourself like actually because you ugly as fuck people are lying to you in that book of nelson you are ugly" he said.
"That was a joke I don't have anymore questions" I said. "They were lying you look ugly" he said. "That's enough Noah get the fuck out of here" niles said.
Niles
"Hi niles personally you are my favorite Neumann but that's ok" I said. "Accurate" he said. "Uhm so first question is uh how do you feel about your book?" I asked.
"Uhm I have a question for you ma'am" he said. "Oh ok" I said. "Why is nelson so special like he got a birthday thing but me, and Noah didn't" he said. "I was busy with school" I said.
"It's just now August liar" he said. "Fine I was being lazy" I said. "Yea I haven't been on my book in like 3 months lady" he said. "Sir I am older than you tone it down" I said.
"Who is better at basketball?" He asked. "I'm more of a volleyball and track girl stop it" I said. "No because who only made one point her whole season?" He asked.
"Oh my god shh stop it niles" I said. "And who threw a girl into a brick wall?" He asked. "Niles shut up this isn't ok stop it" I said. "You aren't ok you are very delusional" he said.
"Y/n you ask him questions I'm done" I said. "Ok uhm niles how do you feel about your book so far?" She asked. "Listen I don't have time for this ima go home" he said.
"Ok sure that's fine I don't care I'm still waiting for the part 2 to the girl with the braces" y/n said looking at me. "I've been working on it ok" I said. "Whatever bring jax in" she said.
Jax
"Ok so jax my friend didn't get sleep last night because of that fucking story" I said. "Bro I said sorry we ended off with a funny story" he said. "Jax really talking to 2 sisters?" I asked.
"I was in 6th grade" he said. "That was bop activity" I said. "Bro what shut up" he said. "No then you confused me you hit a chair then fake your arm hurting" I said.
"Yea" he said. "But like then you said the next day you were limping while holding your arm" I said. "See now I could've forgot it was my arm" he said. "Jax that's stupid" I said.
"Well I got caught so end of story" he said. "Ok but what was that light skinned shit your friend pulled?" I asked. "Listen I was concerned but y'all were saying I liked it" he said.
"Who's y'all because I knew you were very concerned hell I was concerned" I said. "Who cares I ended the love after now what are the questions?" He asked.
"So how do you feel about your book?" I asked. "Go away" he said getting up. "Uhm ok" I said. "Work on that damn chapter before I cancel you" y/n said. "Ok" I said.
Thanks for reading this y'all and if y'all watched jax's live me and my friend were yappin in the comments she kept saying crystal Lake ahh story 😭
