Surface Adventures +Other Skits & Interactions (UT/DR/UTY & others)

SALOT: Hothead

*Uniqua and Hothead are in their studio. Uniqua is currently helping him prepare his script.*

Uniqua: Are you sure you can handle this on your own, Hothead? I just want you to be safe.

Hothead: Don't worry, sis. I know what I'm doing. I watched you and Mettaton do this, took plenty of notes, and gathered requests. How hard can it be?

Uniqua: Fair point. Just know that you don't have to do every request if it's too weird.

Hothead: What could be weirder than us?

Uniqua: . . .

Hothead: . . .

Uniqua: K, I see your point. We are pretty weird.

Hothead: Exactly!

Hothead: I once saw a fly on my drum set during practice. I swatted it with my drumstick. It was gross. I literally wore gloves when cleaning it off.

Hothead: No one go in the bathroom for a while! I just dropped a massive turd!

Alphys: W-Why does it smell l-like a burning c-corpse in here?!

Hothead: This is some bull$!$!.

Uniqua: Language, dude.

Hothead: How else am I supposed to say it?

Hothead: Sis, please don't let Mettaton watch us during rehearsals again.

Uniqua: You're gonna have to tell him to stop kicking the door down. We don't have replacements in the budget anymore.

Hothead: Seriously!? He's done it that many times?!

Hoth: Are you sure this TNT launcher will work? It won't blow up or destroy the base, will it?

Hothead: I built it correctly and made sure I set up the redstone perfectly. We won't have any prob-

*The base explodes.*

Hothead: Back to the drawing board.

Hothead: *humming while he pours almond milk over cereal*

Uniqua: WHAT'S UP, DUDE?!

Hothead: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Hothead: I'm a pro gamer! *loses in Fortnite* NOOOOOOO-

Hothead: Every time I see Mettaton, I feel like puking. Why does he have to be so bright, pink, and flashy? It's annoying. He's always trying to flirt with my sister. When will he quit?

Uniqua: I asked him that exact question once. He told me he's never quitting.

Hothead: He needs to. It's becoming a problem.

Mettaton: Tell your sister to stop being so gorgeous and maybe I will consider it.

Hothead: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?!

Uniqua: *trying to find her brother's hiding spot in an intense PvP match in Minecraft* Where is he at? He's gotta be somewhere.

Hothead: *snipes her from a distance by hiding behind a banner on the ledge of the roof on his base using a spyglass and crossbow* She'll never know what hit her.

Hothead: STAND CLEAR! HERE COMES A BIG RIPPER!!!

*Hothead proceeds to let out the loudest part possible.*

Uniqua: OPEN A WINDOW, BRO!

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