Drunken Mistake

DM 10

Lan Wangji sat on the dining table, one elbow on the edge and the other on his knees. He looked dejectedly between his two feet as Xue Yang explained how he started behaving after two glasses of alcohol and how Wei Wuxian noticed how his skin developed a rash and rushed him to a hospital where his friend's older sister worked, how she diagnosed that he was roofied and advised him to  release the sexual tension in him rather than bloodletting or entering a medically induced coma to deal with the symptoms and how Xue Yang joked Wei Wuxian to help him through to avoid a scandal and preserve his mind and Wei Wuxian complied.

"Xue Yang, if you weren't my best friend, I would fire you," Lan Wangji threatened.

"Aiyo Ji ge, stop scolding the poor guy. He didn't mean any harm. He's just more sexually liberated," Wei Wuxian argued.

"And I don't want my wife to bootlick my best friend so that he can get his friend into my best friend's company. Don't lower yourself to that?" Lan Wangi fumed.

"Lan Wangji, I am not your wife and I have a right to voice my own opinion of a person. Xue Yang spent the entirety of last night trying to find the culprit who drugged you. He handed him over to the authorities and we'll soon find out who the mastermind behind the drugging is, who was the target and what their purpose was behind it," Wei Wuxian retorted sharply.

Lan Wangji nodded, getting up. He handed a card to Xue Yang. "You contact this guy. He used to work for Mingjue but separated because of personal reasons. Make him defend me," Lan Wangji instructed.

"What, defend you? Meng Yao? What the heck are you planning?" Xue Yang asked getting up from his seat as well and standing facing Lan Wangji.

"I'm going to turn myself in for sexual assault and rape," Lan Wangji declared.

Wei Wuxian who was still breathing hard after placing the last argument shook his head and stood up, pushing on the table in front. He walked over to where Lan Wangji was standing, pulled Xue Yang aside and looked him in the eye. Then he suddenly grabbed Lan Wangji by the collar and pressed a kiss on his lips. The suddenness of the action took Lan Wangji by surprise. He opened his mouth in a gasp and Wei Wuxian reached inside with his tongue. Then he grabbed Lan Wangji's throat and choked him. Then took his left arm and bent it behind him. Lan Wangji cried out in pain.

"Xue Yang, inform his place of work that he's taking the day off and when you contact that Meng Yao ask him to defend me as well. Since we husbands will both be turning ourselves in and keep fucking behind bars," he sneered, pushing Lan Wangji towards the bedroom.

"Wow, now that's what I call a power couple," Xue Yang mused as Wei Wuxian left. He took that as his cue to leave as well.

Inside the bedroom Lan Wangji panicked. "Wei Wuxian, what are you doing?" He panicked.

"Raping you,"he stated coolly.

"You can't," Lan Wangji threatened.

"Oh really, watch me, "Wei Wuxian challenged, tearing the shirt off his back in one go.

"Wei Wuxian," Lan Wangji bellowed, wrapping his arms around himself.

"That's unfair Ji ge. You've seen all of me, tasted even. Why shouldn't I get a view of you?" Wei Wuxian asked, raising a brow and bending his head to one side.

"Wei Wuxian, you're not touching me," Lan Wangji threatened.

"I was rejected vehemently by the boy I loved when I was an adolescent. I have steered clear of men since. But if I am to be married to a guy I'm not going to have him flinch at my every touch. I am done being a pariah," Wei Wuxian declared.