When my friend and I got bored in year 8 we produced this....
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I looked up from my book to see, this beautiful, well crafted, sculpted boy. His name was Tristan. He turned to look at me. I panicked and threw my book at him…”Humm, you dropped this?” he said with a confused half smile plastered on his lips. GOD SO HOT! *Insert drool here* He had jet black hair covering mysterious green and gold eyes. Perfect much? “Ummm” I said as I stared at his lip piercings. Last time I spoke to him, was when I kidnapped him. I guess the drugs worked.
LOL JUST KIDDING
He smacked his forehead and exclaimed “Dang nabbit!”
“umm is everything ok?” I asked curiously.
“I just forgot to get some Mos’ def concert tickets. You like Mos’ def?”
“Mos’ def’inately!” I said cracking up at my own lame joke.
“Wanna come?”
“OMG!” I screamed, forgetting we were in zee library.
“Yo. Imposter.” Zee rittle mouse next to the computer seemed pissed.
“Im no imposter!” It said as it started noming on some goat…
I started having a seizure. *FACE PALM*
I was foaming at the mouth and peed meself. Everything smelt like Mexicans eating old tacos then, everything went dark…
“SHHEEEELLLBBBOOOBB!” Tristan screamed into my ear. I awoke whit his tongue up my nose. “ummm??”
“Oh! I thought you were asleep…did you notice that theres always one untrustful pickle?”
“WHAT? Why’d you stick your tongue up my nose?”
“Everyones snot tastes different. I wanted to know what yours was like…”
“Tristan. It is unnecessary for you to not ask. I would have glady accepted. Your tongue up my nasal feels sweet, bro.”
“…Im a snake, a slippery snake…A hippy hippy hippo ;) A snake, A scaley, slimey snake…Oh wait, were you talking to me?” *face palm*
“No. I was, like, totally, admiring your sculpted, beautiful body..” I said dreamily as I voiced my thoughts.
“Check out my snake?” He asked
“What snake?”
“My tongue. I have a wee piercing.”
“Oi. Laddy. Tis the awesomest!” Shelbob said as he stuck out his tongue for her to admire.
“Wanna hear a joke? Okay, What do you call a sleepwalking nun?”
“i.d.k?”
“A roamin’ catholic!” *insert hilarious laugh*
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