Paano daw mang akit ng lalaki?
Ay mali.
Paano ba mang akit ng bakla?
If it's a man, it will just a piece of cake for me. They said that a way to a man's heart is through his stomach but I'd like to change that. Because I do believe that..
A way to a man's heart is through his dick.
That was it. It is their weakness. Every man's weakness.
Kaya nga may nagc-cheat at may naaagaw ang mga kabit diba? Dahil makati at malilibog ang mga lalaki. That's the truth.
Pero paano kapag bakla?
I don't know with Yasher but I feel like it's a man he fantasize. Mahirap iyon dahil pisikal na aspeto ang wala sa akin.
Wala akong tite.
But then, he likes my touch. What does it mean?
Inabot ko ang laptop ko at nag type sa google. I know I'm being crazy right now but I really need suggestions.
"How to seduce a gay?"
Napunta ako sa isang site na may tittle na "Step by step instructions for shooting your shot in the gay guys."
1. Make sure he likes you.
Puta. Una palang ang hirap na.
2. Ask for his number.
Matagal na akong may number ni Yash pero nagtatawagan at texts lang kami kapag may pupuntahan kaming mga gimik.
Should I start calling and texting him every time?
3. Ask flirty questions.
Hmm....pwede.
4. Playful touches.
5. Tell him that you had a dream about him.
Is that necessary?
Kinuha ko ang cellphone ko at tinext si Yasher.
Me: Where are you?
Walang reply.
Nakita ko din ang number ni Raven. We're not really close but he insisted last time to exchange numbers.
"{Hello?}"
Napahinga ako ng may sumagot na sa tawag.
Finally.
"You bastard took time to answer my call."
"{Sorry, duty kasi ako ngayon.}"
Napakunot ang noo ko ng marinig ang malakas na music.
"Where are you? Bakit ang ingay?"
"{Sa bar.}"
"Is that the same gay bar kung saan kita unang nakita?"
"{Oo. Bakit?}"
A gay bar.
"Hindi ko alam na bakla ka din pala."
"{Huh?! Sinong bakla?! Hindi ako bakla! Nagtatrabaho lang ako dito! Bartender ako!"
Whatever.
"I just called to ask you something."
"{Ano yun?}"
"Paano ka ba naaakit?"
"{Huh?}"
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INLOVE WITH A GAY
Teen FictionSamara Faye Estacio is deeply inlove with Yasher Monteverde. Her gay bestfriend. and the worst part is, Yasher never look at her way, even if she grow penis in her body like a man or beg him to love her too. He's just too good for her. But Faye can'...
