Random Rambles - Poems

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A Dota2 Poem: 'How to Throw'

Some play to win,
Some play to impress his potential Queen,
And then there are those,
Who play to throw.

First item Dagon with no boots,
Boy, I don't need leather to cover my foot!
From the Neutrals, some gold I loot,
Each time one dies I taunt a 'hoot!'

To passive teammates, I do not cling,
Since all they've been spamming is '-ping',
With a Dagon I become dominanting,
Off it, the smell of first blood still lingering.

Into the Roshpit, against 5 I solo,
The entire team I am guaranteed to swallow.
I blink in at the right time for a Ravage,
Just in time to steal a RAMPAGEEE!!!

- Aug1, 2015 -