Almost Alice » l.h

3.3

It had been a week since the "accident" and things at school calmed down. I still got vulgar and offensive things shouted at me but I learned to ignore it. Who cared if some fuckboys thought I was really a man? I still had more balls than they did.

It was Friday and I was supposed to be going on that triple date with Luke, Amy, Ashton, Calum, and AJ. We didn't have school because of a teachers workshop so we decided to go around lunchtime so we could get some pizza at the bowling alley too.

Unfortunately, Calum said AJ was sick and couldn't make it at the last minute which caused us to postpone the date. Luke thought Calum was just trying to find an excuse to bail until Calum snapchatted him a picture of him next to AJ while AJ threw up into the toilet.

"So now what?" Luke asked as we sat together in the living room.

Ashton was upstairs with Amy doing god knows what and we thought it was best not to go interrupt them.

"We could watch Netflix?" I suggested.

"Nah," he shook his head, "there's not that many great things on Netflix. They seriously need to update."

"Wanna play Five Nights at Freddy's?" I asked.

He made a face. "I don't like jump scares."

"Why?" I laughed.

"They're scary."

"Well no shit!" I giggled.

He playfully pushed me and chuckled. "Shut up. Let's go mess with your sister."

He stood up and took my hand, leading me up the stairs. "How?"

As we got to the top of the stairs, we heard a short, quick moan that was cut off almost as soon as it started. We looked at each other and tried to hold in laughter.

"Was that your sister?" he giggled quietly.

"I think so," I confirmed, finding it both funny and gross, "that's so disgusting."

"C'mon." he smirked and brought me into my room. "Can we fuck with your sister and Ash and like, do that to them?"

"You want to moan insanely loud and make them uncomfortable?" I quizzed, raising an eyebrow as he climbed onto my bed.

He nodded. "Uh huh!"

I shrugged. "Yeah, I'm game."

He laughed and started bouncing lightly on the bed, keeping a slow pace. "Are you a good actress?"

"Is that your way of asking if I can moan?" I chuckled.

"More or less." he shrugged and blushed.

"I mean I can try but I can't guarantee I won't laugh." I said before closing my eyes and moaning a little too loudly, "Ugh, Luke!"

He snorted and covered his mouth to keep from laughing. "Your neighbors are gonna hear you!"

"I thought every guy's goal was to make the neighbors know their name or whatever? It's in like, every porno and every poorly written erotica." I told him.

"You watch porn?" he laughed. "I honestly didn't think you did."

"Luke, I'm a virgin, not a nun."

We suddenly heard her bedroom door close and we assumed it was one of them - or both - coming to see what the noise was. Luke started jumping on the bed harder.

"Fuck, Al." he groaned.

I covered my face with both hands, silently laughing and blushing as well, before taking my hands away and going along with him. "Harder, oh god!"

He grabbed the headboard and gently started hitting it against the wall. I put my ear against the door to see if I could hear anything and I heard my sister whisper, "Holy fuck", I turned to Luke and he raised his eyebrows in a way of asking if they were outside. I nodded and he giggled silently.

"Baby, I'm so close." he moaned lowly, honestly kind of turning me on.

I shook my head at him and mouthed, I can't take you seriously.

He noiselessly laughed and shook his head.

There were three loud knocks on the door, followed by my sister yelling, "What the hell are you doing to my sister, Hemmings?!"

We burst into fits of laughter before I could open the door. Amy looked incredibly un-amused with her arms crossed over her chest. Ashton, on the other hand, was holding in laughs and shaking his head.

"You fucking-"

"Well, not really." I giggled, thinking my joke was funny.

Luke squeezed passed us to get out the door. "As fun as this is, I need to use the bathroom. Excuse me."

"You're going to leave me to deal with my sister alone?" I called after him.

"She's your sister!" he called back before I heard the door shut.

"I can't believe you made me think you were losing your virginity and you're not even dating the guy!" she shouted. "Not to mention it's disturbing hearing you moan, what the fuck, man."

"I heard you moaning first." I stated, crossing my arms over my chest.

It was obvious her and Ashton just had sex. She had messy hair and so did he. Their lips were swollen, Amy had on different clothes than she did before, and Ashton's jeans were still undone which was a huge giveaway.

She blushed, something she hardly did since she never got embarrassed, and turned away. "I'm going to make food." she stated before heading downstairs.

"Nice one, Alice." Ashton giggled before following after her.

I decided to wait in my room for Luke. After a few minutes, I heard a door close so I assumed he came out of the bathroom. He never came back into my room, though, so I figured he heard Amy and Ashton in the kitchen and assumed that's where I was. I got off my bed and decided to check myself in the bathroom mirror really quick.

I opened the door and didn't expect to see what I saw.

Luke was sitting on the toilet seat with his pants undone and was masturbating. He was actually jerking off in my bathroom. He choked out a moan, his eyes squeezed shut.

I quickly and quietly shut the door and hid back in my room, my face probably bright red. What the actual fuck did I walk in on? I thought he left the bathroom? Why didn't he lock the door, was he stupid?

Did us faking sex really make him hard?

I didn't know how much time went by but Luke eventually walked back into my room, smiling like nothing ever happened. "Hey, you wanna go make something to eat?"

I just stared at him, unable to get what I just saw out of my head.

"Are you okay?" he chuckled. "Was Amy really that mad?"

I laid back and stared at the ceiling, muttering, "I think I need a nap."

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Really quick and half-assed update with the stereotypical and overdone "walking in while he's jerkin' his gerkin'" thing.

What's that quote Ron Swanson said and it was something like don't half-ass two things but whole-ass one thing?

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