Cookie Run Kingdom: Oneshots And Other Stuff

Shadow Milk Headcanons :3

1) Genderfluid! ✨✨ Doesn't really care about pronouns, goes by he/she/they as long as it fits his current 'role'. Mainly presents as male, as Shadow Milk most of the time, but there are days and events where he just wants to be a lady. So shifting into Lady in Azure it is then! Is equally comfortable in both forms too.

2) Additionaly to 1, he doesn't really give a fuck about gender conformity when itcomes to clothing and fashion. He'llwear whatever he wants to wear, be it a silly costume, a cozy sweater, a onesie, pants, dresses, skirts, doesn't matter! Because fuck social norms, that's why.

3) ✨Severe Separation Anxiety✨ Because lonely for too long. He's not just clingy because he wants to be annoying on purpose (which is arguably also the case more often than not) but also because he literally cannot be by himself anymore. He will freak. He will loose the rest of his marbles.

4) Can't stand birch trees for the life of him. They make him nervous and tense and paranoid because they remind him of the silver tree.

5) Also got AuDHD. His "script" he keeps talking about? Yeah, that his schedule/plan/routine whatever you want to call it and he hates deviations from it. On the other hand he can't sit still for a single minute. He's always fidgeting, yapping, swaying, moving, stimming. There's always something going on with that body of his. Even in his sleep! Then he might twitch his hands or feet slightly or mumble incoherent nonsesne.

6) A power bottom at rock bottom though.

7) He has the darkest, most morbid and macabre sense of humor in all of earthbread. And you better share that sense of humor,otherwise you'll don't have much of a chance with him. You gotta match his freak, you know? Better yet, you're able to treat his freakiness like it's perfectly normal while you do so. That will certainly earn you points in his eyes. Cheer him on like a good audience would, appreciate his antics and be supportive, then he'll probably wanna be your friend.

8) He'd never say that out loud though. He will always dodge questions about your relationship and never officially state what you are to each other. Ambiguity is the best thing he can offer you next to deceit, but never certainty.

9) I feel like someone who is equally as mentally fucked as him would have the best chance at getting close to him. Because they'd be able to bond with him over that shared brokenness. In a weird, unorthodox way, I think they would unknowingly heal each other. They would slowly feel more and more comfortable with who they are in the presence of the other, because the other doesn't judge, no matter how out of the box a situation might be. This comfort is what offers them to make progress on healing their own issues, allbeit sideways and unorthodox, but hey, it's still progress!

10) Did you think his jester persona would disappear? HA! No, of course not! That will remain exactly the same! After all, his jesterly persona has been the result of his efforts in figuring out who he truly is as a person, who he wats to be. Perhaps that's why he likes to play so many roles? It's a way of self discovery for him. Besides, at court, the fool is always free to say whatever he pleases without having to face punishment~

11) Will forever play pranks on people and ruin their days just because. What's the joy in life without a little whimsy, y'know? Nobody is safe!! Except his own children and the elderly. For some reason he respects the elderly.

12) If he had a phone, his texting style would probaly mainly consist of sending  you funny shit he found online. Like people hurting themselves by doing stupid things. Or prank idea he wants to do. Oh and brainrot. Also uses a lot of reaction images and stickers. You will cringe at some point, that's for sure. And when he's bored he will spam you with random emojis.And when I say spam, I mwean it. He won't stop until he's sent you at least a thousand little emojis. 🎭