Jay, the Blue Ninja's Blog

The banana splat!

You will never believe who it was.

Who stepped through that door.

Not in a million-ba-jillion years.

Okay maybe in one day, but still.

The person was....

NYA!

And you now how Zane was just about to step on THE banana peel, and Kai was behind him.

Well things didn't really turn out exactly right.

Fans, I'm pretty sure my future is ruined. Not that I planned on marrying her.....

Anyway let's get back to that pie.

I mean.....

Well, you now what I mean.

"Here comes the pie," Zane said cheerfully as he strutted toward us.

And he grinned.

We grinned.

Well technically I did a oh-no face when my eyes saw THE banana peel.

Then I saw Kai behind Zane carrying the forks and plates.

THEN I grinned.

This is gonna be good.

Then someone entered the kitchen.

Oh-no!

NYA!

"ZANE! STOP!" I screamed.

Too late.

I saw the whole thing in slow motion.

Zane slipped on THAT yellow banana peel.

BANG!

He fell with a grunt.

The cherry pie went flying.

Kai saw it and quickly dodges, by doing a nifty little spin in the air. He landed on the ground with a thud.

THUD!

I wanted to applause.

I wanted to say how good that dodge was.

But I couldn't.

I wouldn't.

Not when THAT pie was heading to-gulp-NYAS FACE!

My friends face.

My girlfriends face!

My sweet girlfriends face!!!!!

ITS GONNA HIT HER!!!!

SPLAT!

She froze just how she was. With one arm up and her legs still 'walking'.
The pie and the tin was glued to her face. Cherry filling slide down the side of her check. Her raven black hair was now stained red with big globs of cherries here and there. Her red dress, well, was now redder with a bit of pie crust on her left sleeve.