Jay, the Blue Ninja's Blog

Soggy carpet don't work for me

"Wait, then where's Lloyd?" Was the first question on my mind, when Kai crawled out of the closet.

I thought Lloyd was in the closet. It turns out to be Kai.

Stupid Hothead!

You just wrecked my whole plan!

Wait, not plan, idea.

Yes, you just wrecked my whole idea!

Wait, no no no that sounds weird. I'll go with plan.

YOU JUST WRECKED MY WHOLE PLAN!

AGAIN!

Actually no.
This is the first time he wrecked my plan, 'again' just sounded more serious.

AGAIN.

"AGAIN!" I yelled.

"Umm, again what?" Kai inquired as he stood up.

"Nothing," I looked at him innocently. "Nothing."

Kai stared at me with one brown eyebrow up, making his blond hair stand out.

Blond hair, dye, black hair.

My hair is still black.

I grabbed my hair and moaned, "my gorgeous ginger hair! Why?" I stared I icily into Kai's eyes, "did you pull this very dumb prank?!" I demanded.

"Maybe....." Kai trailed off as he looked at his feet.

Kai wiggled his toes.

He wiggled his toes!! Who even wiggles there toes? Like seriously.

Loosing focus on-beating-up-Kai, I looked down at my own feet and wiggled my toes.

My toes went into the carpet. The soft carpet. The partially black carpet.

Hair dye.

I snapped looking back to where Kai was standing.

WAS standing.

Well, let me just say he wasn't standing there anymore.

HE'S helping someone out of the closet?

Wait, SOMEONE ELSE IS IN THE CLOSET!

I causally walk up to Kai and tap him on the shoulder. 

"Hey, uhh Kai? Do you wanna tell me who your helping out of the closet?" I asked peering over him.

Kai turned to me, "Lloyd." He said, Then he turned back to his work.

I nodded.

Wait for it,

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1.

"Kai! Why'd you tell him!?" Lloyd yelled as he slaps Kai's hand of him.

BLASTOFF!

"Tell who, What?" Kai answered as he
Winced from the slap.

AM I EVEN HERE??

"Tell, JAY that you we helping ME to get out of the closet," Lloyd said as he crossed his arms.