WALLACE AND GROMIT SMUT

pART ONE

oNE dAY Wallace an Gromit sat at a table eatin cheese an ten Wallace said ' yo gromit are ye a Satanist' and gromit said 'ye' and ten waLLacE said 'oki' and tHEN OUT OF NOWHERE THOMAS TEH TANK ENGINE APPEARED surrounded by a beam of light an he said ' yo yo yo gromit does ye like voodoo'. Gromit said 'ye' an ten thomas disappeared in a puff of smoke an wallace was like 'oh'.

then suddenly gromit's eyes turned pitch black and wallace was like 'wat' and then gromit started vomiting demons randomly and wallace was like 'wat' and then started preforming an exorcism on gromit but gromit got really angry and punched wallace in teh face.

ten gromit grew twice as tall and as big an he karate kicked wallace into the wall so hard that there was a wallace-sized hole in the wall cause wallace had gone through the wall and landed on a cactus and gromit was like oops but ten he remembered tat he had to be evil so he got some chalk and went to wallace and started to draw a circle around him

wallace was like 'what are ye doin ' and gromit shrugged and was like 'idk' and started saying some weird words in random languages. these included him saying 'Ich mag Käse' really loudly.

then gromits eyes rolled to teh back of his head and ten gromit put lots of candles around the circle and lit them with his face (which was on fire ((unlike danyul)))

wallace screamed and started to melt but then shrek and shrillex randomly appeared with a bucket of water and they put out the fire and tipped some water on gromit, which made him die.

wallace said 'YAYYYYY!!!!111!!!1!!1!1!' and then they had a party because it was wallaces birthday and then wallaces face grew back

but what they didnt know was that gromit wasnt dead so shrillex and shrek went home and ate cake and wallace went to bed but then he woke up in the middle o the night bc he had eaten too much cheese and gromit was standing over his bed with a knife

wallace said 'uh oh' and sat up. gromit then cut off wallaces head.

'ouch' said wallace, putting it back on and scowling. then wallace got some salt and threw it on gromit and then gromit died again but then his ghost came back and started twerking and then shrillex and shrek and thomas the tank engine appeared out of thin air and started twerking and then wallace started twerking and then everyone was twerking

THE END