(quick tb to part one innit m8s) then shRILLEX CAME!!!11!! and he were liek "wHAT ES GOIN ON IN MAH PARLOUR" and mr maker said "mmmMMMMMMMMMmMmMm KINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY btw no homo"
Shrillex wes vVVvV angry. and he grew like 498 times his size and he said "I'M vVVvV ANGRY" and mr maker rubbed his hands together in glee and he were liek "v kinky" and shrillex sayd "SHUT YER PIE HOLE MR MAKER" and he threw him into the wall at 19000943 miles an hour and mr maker was in muchos pain. ten shrillex went red in anger like Gordon Ramsay when he can't find his lamb sauce and he said to shrek "I NEED TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM" and shrek was liek "hehe i has a good idea innit" and shrillelx was liek "wat" and shrek said "wait here i'll be back" and he flew off into the distance.
fifty seconds later he flew back carrying Thomas le tank engine and dere was muchos steam comin out of his chimney fingy and shrek threw him at shrillex and he said "here ya go me old pork sausage" and shrillex were liek "ty m8" and he blew teh steam off da chimney thing.
after 5 hours of literally blowing off steam shrillex yelled "DAS ES BETTER JA NOW I FEEL LIKE I COULD TWERK FOR FIFTY HOURS AND TWENTY SECONDS" and den he twerked for fifty hours an fifty seconds.
Thomas the Tank Engine died from earth-tremors caused by shrillex's twerkin an Wallace an gromit made out in the meantime.
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WALLACE AND GROMIT SMUT
TerrorfEATURING THOMAS TEH TANK ENGINE AND sHREK V RELATABLE FOR BRITS
