drowning in freedom

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by wondxrwoman

by wondxrwoman

(This is in eight people's libraries now what is happening AND BEFORE YOU WORRY I CAN'T SEE WHOSE LIBARY, ONLY THE NUMBER OKAY LMAO)

Nigel fargeeEEEEeEEeeE and his newly formed LEAGUE OF DOOMmmmMMMmmM (it was legion oops but I'll just leave it bc I don't want to be sued innit) which were consistin o D Trump, Princess Fiona, King Stupid, Brum n Charlie an LolaaAAAaAAa were doin sum tea makin training an den they went to Wallace and gromits house bc they were FUMING WITH RAGEeeeEEEeeEeE so they armed themselves wi American flags and dey knocked on le door.

Wallace got up an he answered it and den he saw de American flagz and he was liek "CRAP" and den GromGrom were liek "wat is even happenin" and den he went and he saw le flags de America and he were liek "OH KNICKERS" an den they started to run away but den Farage & Co (c) THREW LE AMERICAN FLAGS ON DERE HEaDZ and dey were liek "muHAHAHAHAHA" AND DEN WALLACEY AND GROMITEY TRIED TO ESCAPE BUT DEY COULDN'T!!!11!!

"THE FREEDOM!!11!1!!!1!!2!" Wallace yelled. "I CAN'T ESCAPE THE FREEDOM!!!!1!!1!2!" and den Farage were liek "I HAS YE NOW YOU LIL SHITS" And den gromit were liek "WALLACE IF WE DIE ILY B" and wally were lieik "ILY2 BRO YER ME ENTIRE WORLD BRO" and den he turned to face farage somehow and he said "YE CAN BREAK ME SOUL, TAKE ME LIFE AWAY, BEAT ME, HURT ME, KILL ME... BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DUN TOUCH MAH GROMGROM YE LITTLE SHIT" AND DEN HE KICKED FARAGE WHERE IT HURTS LE MOST AND FARAGE WAS LIEK "OOOoooHHHHHH ME BALLS"

FIN.