(ik it was yesterday shut up
ALSO IT WAS KINDA INDEPENDENCE DAY FOR BRITAIN TOO BECAUSE NIGEL FARAGE RESIGNED YAYAYAYAYA
aLSO TODAY MY SCHOOL IS ON STRIKE WHEY :DD SO I'M HOME ALONE FOR LIKE EIGHT HOURS WHOOP WHOOP WHO WANTS TO SEE ME BOIL THE SALVATORES)
so it were le day o celebrating Britain's independence from americaland rite and den wally n grommy wre walkin down le thames (as ye do amirite brits v relatable yas) and den tere was una American person pouring ice tea into le river whislt yellin "TAKE THAT BRITISH SCUM" and den Wallace yeleed back "THAT'S NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK" and ten le American bin-bag yelled back "wHAT WOULD YOU KNOW YOU STOLE TEA FROM THE ASIANS" and den gromit were liek "oh HELL NAW. WALLACE, HOLD MY COAT" and den Wallace held gormgromz coat for him whilst grommy beat le freedom out of le American person.
den gromit said "TAKE THAT YE WEE GIT" and zen le American saod "wHAT'S THAT?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF FREEDOM" andden grommet said "YOU SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED OUT, THEN. HAVE YE hEARD O FREE HEALTHCARE???" and den the entire o le uk had come to watch and they were liek "oOHH BURN" andden den got their pitchforks and stabby-stabbed le American and den threw hem into le river an everyone wre liek "wHEYYYY" and den dey did 4000 celebratory twerks.
den after all o le drama all the population turned towards Buckingham palace an den they started to sing;
"We're all in this together
Once we know
That we are
We're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows
When we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come true"
and den dey raised dere arms and left singing dis;
"Together, together, together everyone
Together, together, come on lets have some fun
Together, were there for each other every time
Together together come on lets do this right"
den finally everyone got eaten by a giant Union Jack on de way home innit.
FIN.
YOU ARE READING
WALLACE AND GROMIT SMUT
HorrorfEATURING THOMAS TEH TANK ENGINE AND sHREK V RELATABLE FOR BRITS
