pEpPA pIGGLES COMES FOR tEaAA!!!11!1

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by wondxrwoman

by wondxrwoman

(*Hides because it has been 50 years since the last proper update*

I dELETED OVER HALF OF THE BOOK (All the unnecessary random A/N's lmao) fOR Y'ALL SO BE GRATEFUL

Baii

P.S Watch the video)

oNe dat lieek 50 fckgn years l8r rite dere were una knocky on de dooorRRRrrRrRrr and it were mr maker but den he got crushed by random anvilllLLllLl and den demon!pepper came in de nood to le door and she saidy to wally an grommet "sup gs imma maek ye inte men" an den Wallace turned into tumblr an he said "MInd my pronouns shitlord" an dehn grommet were liek "did yE jus assume me gender betch" and den demon!pepper were liek "oh shet I just insulted tumblr GOTTA ZAYNNNN b4 i get murdered"

den peppa piggles ran away with percy pig and dey lived happily ever aftah an dey had 74.5 babbles.

den georgio came in de room an he were liek "backsied died of constipation" and everyone were like "o well no fckgn wonder he didn/t come for afternoon teaaaAAaaAaaaaAAAaaAa yesterday famalamz" and den dey ate a £5000 freddo bar.

it has been 50 years since brexit also an now money is pointless bc the economy is dedy an so everything must be paid for wiv freddoz ye k

aNywaYZ so den after deir teaaaAAAAAaAaaAa mr maker the v kinky cbeebies person was resurrected from le deady bc he is secretly jesys an he were liek "can i have an englishz breakfast tea bc tea es kIIIINNNNNNKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!111!!!11!!1!2!"

FIN.