antidisestablishmentarianism

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by wondxrwoman

by wondxrwoman

("HI MUM."

"HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"NOTHING."

"REVISING?"

"YE." )

so den mr maker, wally and grommy and shaun le sleep were sittin at le SOFA eatin crackers n cheese an drinkin TEA wen suddenllt shrek aka sataN burst through le wall which cayused anothe hoel in le wall bc he burst throu le wall an shrek sayd "sup mah m8z" and dey were all liek "sup lucy" and shaun le sheep were liek "baaaaahh" bc hes a sjeep.

den shrek were liek "guys i has una plan" and deu were liek "wat" an sherk said "we ar gon kILL NIGEL FARAGE" abd wally said "we've tried that ye potato" and shrek were liek "yh but dis time FOR GOOD " and everyone wre liek "yay" and den mr maker le v kinky cbeebies person who had ben hiding under le tabel ze whole time went "HEYEYE MMM KINKY" and ten righte shrek/satan went "muHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHKASHaSHAHAHAHAHAaAHhaHAHAHAHAahHAHa!!!1!!!1!!11!1!1!1!!"

"so wat is le plan" gwomit saidy aftah 5,.69 hours of silencio and shrek relied "wE STRIEK TOMOZ OKI AND LE GO-WORD ES "antidisestablishmentarianism" innit." and den everyone were liek "wat" and den Shrek said "It makes perfect sense. Antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word present in the English dictionary, and it would provide the perfect distraction for Farage and his League of Doom whilst I said it. Then we would have enough time to make a move before any of them would realise what we were doing." and den everuone looked at sherk and dey said "oki dat were wayYYYyY too literate plz simplify" and ten shrek were liek "im sozzieh lel idk what came over me hehe in other words" den he went aHEM and cleared hes throat and he sayd "ES UN V COMPLICATED WORD MAH M8Z LEZ JUS SAY ET FER LE BANTZ YAS" and den Wallace was liek "i can nay even say dat" and den ggrmoz sayd "wat about shaun he es un sheep he cannet speako engish innit" and den shrek was liek "HMM DIS E S V TRU YE KNOW WAT INSTEAD WE GON SAY 'BAAH' LIEK A SHEP " den Wallace said "wont people be suspiciosy" and shrek were liek "NOPE BC WE WILL DRESS AS LOAVES O HOVIS BREAD INNIT" and gromit was liek "dis plan is flawless im in m8s" and everyone were liek "ye" and mr maker said "mm kinky" which means ye and den shaun le shep were liek "baaahh" which translates to "ye".

FIN.