(omds this morning my mum came to wake me up for school and then my alarm went off and it's Carry On Wayward Son right and my mum was like "You have the worst alarm tone ever." and THAT SHIT WOKE ME UP I WAS LIKE OH HELL NAW BIOTCH YOU ARE STARTING A WAR HERE. Anyways, enjoy this you sick, sick, bastards.)
Wallace said to everyone at the stag night "i want gromit to be mah wifey for lifey" and den at teh hen night gromgroms were liek "im gon be his lil whore innit" and den lola whispered to charlieh "tEH BRIDE'S A WHORE" and groms were liek "wHEY"
den le next day everyone wre totally wasted wi massive-ass hangovers but dat was ok and den the priest said "do ye do yer vows m8s " and dey were liek "i do mah man" and den teh priedst (dat was secretly shrek/satan) said "den ye may now kissy le bridy" and den Wallace took off gromgroms veil and den kissed him and picked him up BRIDAL STYLE (why do people say that it cracks me up for some reason. Also today in school this little shit in year eight got pushed into me by her little shit of a friend and I did the most British thing ever and I yelled "bLOODY HELL". Not relevant but oh well.)
after kissykissy tiem for 99.8 hours dey ran to deir honeymoon in HAWAII =^-^= and then myeHHH
FIN
(brace yourselves for the next chapter bloody hell)
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